bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №111495
 01.04.2015
I’m not going to do it all the time.
I want to make sure I can and I am calm.
Isn’t this a joke about you by chance?
Alkash goes past the beer and bubbles:
I can, I will pass, I can, I will pass.
WOW: passes by for 10 meters and with the outcry "I could!!and "
He goes back to the beer shop and takes a couple of beers.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №111494
 01.04.2015
Colleagues, who is on the 22nd floor with the iPad the door to the balcony?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №111493
 01.04.2015
Yyy: Ah, once a drunk gentleman offered to cross the road in front of me after a black cat :)

____________________________

That was Azalea! So the lady with the oil bead was somewhere nearby...
And the imposing tall foreigner with a trunk with a puddle-shaped head and multicolored eyes was not seen by chance?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №111492
 01.04.2015
My girlfriend at any quarrel says, "Take all your things so that nothing reminds you."
On her smartphone, the latest off-shelf is Android 2.3.6. He started swallowing, I hard reset him - it did not help. I say: "Let’s try the cast firmware?" – "What is it?" – "Not important, it won’t be worse."
Riding her caste on Android 4.2.2, everything flies, a bunch of delicacies and beauty, no glutes and a bunch of settings of everything.
We lie in bed in the evening, I show her all this, the girl in a moral orgasm - a wizard I'm just! And then he says: "If we break up, you leave me this firmware, please, it will be in memory of you."
How romantic she is!!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №111491
 01.04.2015
When I go to the office, the people under the tables cry, the boss on the phone, barely holding back the rust, explains to some of the accounting offices of one of the objects that they need to change the name in the OS, otherwise we will not be able to write them down the system block of the Hui Packard firm.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №111490
 01.04.2015
I explain:
= the =
Atheists are their business. But they, for some reason, do not tolerate believers to the spirit, I do not understand why.
= the =
With normal believers, who do not impose on everyone around their religion, no one will argue, with them you can even talk about religious topics. But all kinds of believers like Enteo and the other Milonovs cause a persistent desire to burn them on fire.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №111489
 01.04.2015
A group of study of German in Vk, discussion of the word Kater (cats (almost not used by the Germans).
We got a ticket for boarding at the airport, and we had a cat with us, and we say, "We have a cat." Do we need something more to fly?"
I recommended aspirin.

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna