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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15042
 10.03.2009
from the automotive forum (roar VAZ)

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YYY: Investing money in real estate...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №15041
 10.03.2009
One of the trailers was the film of the Lumiere brothers - "The Arrival of a Train to La Seta Station", which was filmed in 1896 (one of the first films). Comments to him : "This is a screen, I will wait for a normal DVD rip.".

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №15040
 10.03.2009
Xxx guys and guys!! He is back!
A big test?
ZZZ: The Big Tea?
Q: What is the big test? I am talking about Carol!! to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №15039
 10.03.2009
She: And what is a cuddle?
Ask the wiki.
She: I called, she doesn’t know.
He: Where did he call?? to
See also: Viki
He: What kind of wick?
She: Well that you fool, he said the same.
He is: ept.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №15038
 10.03.2009
I am a man!!!!!!! From March 9th!!Uraah)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №15037
 10.03.2009
The story took place at the end of the last century.

In the evening, it is already dark on the street... Two guys enter the Ikarus, and they see a roof lying on the floor (on the Ikarus they often crashed).
The hall was almost empty, there were no people in the passage at all.
The boys raise this mandate at both ends, lean it to the place where it should be attached, and pretend to hold it. At the nearest stop comes a man with an avocado. Without suspecting anything, he grabs his free hand for this assignment right in the center, between the boys... go on... before the next stop the driver begins to brake, and at this moment the boys depart to the side...
The man in one hand is the "copier", in the second - the avosca, and he with all this set runs in the inertia forward to the driver... Kopyo breaks a hole in the front glass, the man and the driver in shock, in the cabin rust =)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15036
 10.03.2009
K to:
Will your brain be seen if you shoot yourself in the back?
The answer:
No is. Since the visual part of the brain, which is responsible for vision, is located precisely in the occipital part of the head. Therefore, the part of the brain responsible for vision will die first and you will not see your brains.

The destroyer of legends Bacha-

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №15035
 10.03.2009
You are a real princess! The queen cried out, looking at the blueprints and scratches, covering the gentle girl's nakedness from her legs to her head.
Oh your Majesty! If you knew how I suffered tonight!
The poor child! Who could have thought that an unfortunate peach could create such a thing!
“Goroshina, peach...” the king laughed wrongly, carefully hiding the cloth, handcuffs, leather tiles and a whole set of devices of unclear purpose.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15034
 10.03.2009
Stop talking like Warcraft!! to
I comply with your will. :(

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №15033
 10.03.2009
News from Rambler:
In Georgia, a group of wolves attacked a village twice.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №15032
 10.03.2009
I am just a little harmless quote. I am cold and hungry. Please feed me a plush.

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