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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №15068
 11.03.2009
Conscience is like a hamster. He sleeps or bites.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №15067
 11.03.2009
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The name is Igor...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №15066
 11.03.2009
XXX is fucking. They show how the mayor sits in his former school and solves the computer science test.
xxx:the question on the screen: "What is OZU?"
XXX: Variant of answer - very evil Uzbek

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №15065
 11.03.2009
<Agent Orange>: They are idiots! Agent Orange is such a toxic substance! The song is from Depeche Mode! Don’t call me Agent Orange.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №15064
 11.03.2009
One of the forms in the net:
[10:29:30] <kissing> who wants to meet me 10 years pity in ls plliyaizzzzzzz!!!!!!!! to
[10:29:59] <Mor> and what about you 10 years to do, in the corner to put?
[10:30:09] <Nightwish> bgh
[10:30:21] <Nightwish> arrange a tea drink
[10:30:25] <Nightwish> with Ken and Barbie

by SSG

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №15063
 11.03.2009
I read a Soviet book about marriage and sex.
He killed a counselor.
If a man has a large penis, then in order not to injure the uterus, you can use the following method:
Measure from the head of the penis 10-14 cm and wear an expander (!) This will limit the length of the member.

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