10-15 years ago, I went with my wife on a train from Kiev to Moscow.
I drank a little (a liter of peppermint) for full sleep and snoring on the upper shelf.
Then the words of my wife.

The border at night. A girl in the pursuit comes in, she checks the documents, my wife gives her my passport, the girl says, wake him up (this is about me!) is
A woman who knows me for 20 years longer than a girl in the pursuit says, “Wake up yourself, you’ll get to Moscow.”
The girl smiles and with a command voice (looking into my passport) gives out "............of Dmitry Evgenievich!"
I suddenly sit on the shelf, almost breaking the third shelf with my head, answering "I!"
She said, “Look at me!”
I said, “There is!“”
The girl is to the wife: so, learn.
My wife is a girl: Awaken....

Yesterday's clouds over Moscow cost 95 million rubles. The cloud is still in place.
What cannot be said about money.

> There are also technicians and just smart guys.
Please make a thread device (not very energy-consuming and suitable for home use) that could melt used cellophane bags into Lego pieces.

You cannot go to Lego because you are copywriters. Maybe in Peabody. Cellophane can not, because cellulose. Polyethylene can be. That is, as desired as possible, but with some subtleties.
This should be something like an electric vault, which is filled with bags and other garbage, then the sprinkle pen is closed and strapped. Heated, excess polyethylene is squeezed out of the side lattice, cooled, disassembled and extracted from a bunch of parts.
Are there engineers-technologists who made Soviet plastic models for gluing? Will this technology or figures?

I am going to work right now, at the entrance of the office a glowing advertisement: "CONTRACTING". Yes, these are pumping...

My wife calls now and asks:
Do you want to leave a fish or a turkey for dinner?
Leave what you don’t want.
I knew it!
So leave the fish.
And that I knew. I could not call at all.
Give me a turkey.
And I’ve already eaten it...

To the question "begin with yourself" and the education of the swints. We here somehow decided to test in practice "the theory of broken windows". Usually at the entrance, all the spam from the boxes dropped immediately under the feet, the entire site was regularly overwhelmed with leaflets. They brought a box and put rubbish into it. No one had to explain anything, the leaflets began to go right into the box, not on the floor. Interestingly, the boxes began to appear and disappear as they filled up without our participation. But the most interesting thing is that after a year or two the boxes disappeared entirely, but the garbage on the floor never appeared. People are used to living in a clean entrance and now carry the maculature home. This is such a story.

The rats in the hamacks.
Folded on the sides,
The tail under the stomach.
Thin feet tremble,
falling on the mouth,
Unhealthy sorrow in the eyes.
The poor, the narrow,
To be a little warmer...

Because on Sunday
Turn off the heating!
It is a joke to say:
It was twenty-five before.
And today, look at:
It is twenty-three!
(A) and)))

I ordered a bath in the online store. I am sitting at work waiting for a call from the company. And here is the call, say come, take the cargo, but the working day is not yet over. I approach the boss to ask: “I need to take a bath urgently.” Not immediately came the reason for his heavily rounded eyes.

I had a boss, his name was Sasha-promised.

Everyone his...

My wife bought weight loss pills.

My sister is a pharmacist who works in a pharmacy and runs 8 kilometers a day to lose weight.

Are you surprised by the snow? The weekend was postponed from the winter vacation.
(c) SergDm, 10 May 2017 10:48:29