The creation of a register of banned sites was the largest attempt by the government of the Russian Federation to train ordinary users to use anonymous sites.

Disputed with a girl. We walked quietly through the park and a little dog from behind started laughing at us.
The Dog(C): Hav Hav Hav Hav Hav
Girl D: Keep quiet!
C is GAV!
D: Shut up I said!
C is GAV!
D: I’m going to shoot the shirt!!! to
The dog silenced, and in 5 minutes we reconciled.

Poland.Spa-Salon "Old Slavic Bath".I sit in the reception.A client waiting for his turn suddenly throws a bomb to the receptionist:
- Tell me, but you have a massage of the Old Slavyansk - is it from the name of some city of the Old Slavyansk named?
To the honor of the girl behind the stand, it must be admitted that no muscle on the face trembled:
This is the name of the people from whom we come.
The client-polka hanged... and we and the receptionist understood: a slave, a shit...

to this:
Thirty-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four! In Roskomnadzor they are trying to spray the all-Russian anti-bomber == it is just cool, comrades...
– – – – –
Here is the word "jopa" and they will be censored for the most tomatoes.

Are you warriors?
- Yes
The Animefest?
and yes!
Come with us?
Thanks, no, we’ve already seen your company.
I was scared for the first time too.

to this
Diana: Okay, I'm used to being asked for a passport when selling cigarettes and alcohol - I look like a teenager... but today I was asked for a passport in the bookstore!
Grow up a beard. Barbed men are not asked for passports.
Barbed ladies can be stolen in the circus.

The Bearded Babes Go to Eurovision Today

Documentary
I am a botan and I had sex with a girl yesterday! What am I doing wrong...?
Ivan Ivanov Documentary
It depends on what you think of sex.
Bonus Documentary
It depends on what you consider a girl.