Anything can make a woman hysterical.
A man is only a woman.
Al.D-n

A deep night, on the illuminated central street, a subdued man tries to
The family cowards. The passing passengers “cracked” the pedestrian and
Engaged in service. The situation is a classic joke, the husband is not on time
I went back, well the second floor, laughed, let go.
A cautious man demanded a paper with a seal that was checked,
No complaints, although he lives nearby, but suddenly again the patrol!
After five minutes, he was brought by an out-of-premise guard.
We gave you the paper!
I lost my pockets! Can you bring it home?
I would bring you, Chewbacca! There are no cars, the battalion is dispatched.
The guard has gone!
The officer, scratched the pumpkin and placed the royalty stamp on the man.
shoulder, where drunk dumbals usually whistle “VDV”... Little, suddenly again
I looked like I was in the water!
Call to the pult from the UVD:
- You hear, Petrovich, here the haishniks of the man in the cowards brought, he
Strange tattoo on the shoulder: "October ROVD - for packs"...

I remember when in the fifth grade, my girls and I argued who better to be: a guy.
Or a girl. As an argument in their favour, they presented what we
They need to shave, but they don’t. The naive...

b> They put a grandmother’s Ubuntu so that she could play Mahjong and Pasyance.
Now, in a dispute with the tainted windshields, I have a murderous argument: "... even my grandmother is sitting under the linen!.." ^__^

If you turn the clock with a cucumber face to the wall, you get a clock with a cucumber))

I go in transport. Next to her is a pretty girl. He reads the lectures (probably preparing for the session). Instead, she has a list of questions for the exam. Looked - 48 questions and subject to some technical "Design...", I think: oh-y smart means. And below under the name of the subject with large letters with an orange mark is signed:
Do you want a scholarship?! to
Do you want a red diploma?! to
Teach me fucking.
The Teachers!and "

Eric, Yoshkar-Ola

Do you have a cat or a cat that goes all over the apartment after going to the toilet?

XX: What are you doing at the lecture now?
Tagged: Tokio Fuko
What is Japanese literature? ?
Physics...