Everything genius is simple. When it is already done.

In order to enjoy this story, we need to

It is rhinoplasty. Former fighter, naked skull, height below 1.90, neck

It flies with the back, well, and, of course, the tatar. The eyes are very kind.

Rinatik, with all his genres, has a lot of childish character.

For example, if he sees a rope somewhere, it must be for her.

by Dernet. Well, you have to find out what it is she hangs here and what will happen,

If you pull for her.

The ambulance now. I went to a restaurant with Rihanna. Very good restaurant.

The staff is trained to impossibility. A towel through a pen.

"what do you want" and so on.

After eating and drinking, we head out when the restaurant was already closed.

The Wardrobe. And there, as a detail of the interior, hangs a ship bell,

Or, in a maritime sense, Rinda. And once it hangs, it must, of course, be hit.

But Rinatik, as I have already, a little kind and delicate, without

The market can’t hit. So he turned to the runner.

by the waitress: "Listen, can I hit the market"?

The waitress makes this a sad face and answers without thinking: "Yes, in

In principle, you can, why not. I’m going to work tomorrow."

That is, if it were not his change tomorrow, he would be ready to get in the market.

("any capricious for your money"), but this is a misfortune - with a finlay

It is inappropriate to serve customers.

The restaurant was placed on the "white list".

In the village built a cellular communication tower.



A month later, the population complained that he had headaches.

It is a worsening of well-being, bla bla.



The answer from the director was simple: "It’s all shit. You just think,

What will happen when we turn it on..."

XXX: What are you doing?
I am studying Latin
XXX Why?
I want to know that old language.
Why would that hope go better?
XXX: What is it about?
YYY: Your question is in my rating of stupid questions.
XXX Where is it?
YYY: And this too

Thank you, the smoker! Thanks to you, I started bringing my cigarettes to the urn!

A true friend is someone who cheats with you purely for company.

Census of readers 2009! Each reader puts a quote +
Will we get a million?

Anna Lykov, Gaečka, guy with dollars, O_o

I found the perfect girl!!! to
HaLk: Where is it?? to
in the optics! )
HaLk :???? O_O
ant: throw, yesterday I go to the optics to pick up the glasses, the seller gives them to me and says: example, please, look in the mirror, as he sits, like lenses, etc.
Only I start to dress like she "And you don’t accidentally wear lenses"
ant: I think "your mother, really in lenses!", yes, I say.
Ant: she: and then you close your eyes, or you can't look through double lenses, wear your glasses and look like you.
I close my eyes, wear glasses, turn to the mirror.
ant: now I think who of us is the bigger fool, I or she, but the fact that we are the perfect couple is sure! ))))

Please advise me a book that is terrible, dark, full of hopelessness and sadness. Preferably modern and not fantasy
YYY: UK RF

Crisis.In the bank there are no more sweets on the reception :(

Well, I can’t stand it, and shout to the whole room:
Who do you have the sushi there?? to
You’d see the expression of my girlfriend’s face, who then walked on the floor in a 15 minute hysteria.
It turned out that she was talking about the inhaler from a sore throat, and it was better to suck her pastils...
It is....
I feel sorry, man.
p.s And the girl was clever, did not get confused, she hanged the slices...