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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №25881
 12.02.2010
The morning news:
8:45 In the United States, 20 centimeters of snow fell.
The US government does not work.
8:50 The President of the Russian Federation expressed gratitude
employees of the hydrometeorological center.

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25880
 12.02.2010
[23:40:12] * HUGE_WORLD_WITCH_WITCH is now known as

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №25879
 12.02.2010
I sit on VKontakte, there is an application for friendship - the October District Military Committee wants to add you to friends. gmu " this is spam", I close contact, I sit down to post my diploma

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25878
 12.02.2010
I lost my vigilance and consequently my virginity.and (

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №25877
 12.02.2010
Budget for graduation at FGU:

XX: You can do it differently. To explain it all a thousand times:
The Graduate:
one thousand rubles - to gather in the courtyard, drink beer
Two thousand – drink beer, eat chips
... →
and.
$20 million - flying to the moon, blasting into a crater

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