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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №140427
 12.04.2017
My mother gave me a flower and said that when it blooms, I will meet my destiny. The cat ate him yesterday. I thought...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №140426
 12.04.2017
Who took the red trousers off the tree and hung a bag of potatoes there?

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140425
 12.04.2017
received an invitation:
“...the brand team will tell about the news, and the invited specialist, life coach Antonina Serebryakov, will conduct a public flow...”
I don’t understand what the name Antonin does in this sentence.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140424
 12.04.2017
That bag of potatoes.
To all the angry of both sexes.
Try at least once to talk stupidly with your partner, to know her. Then experiments will not be needed, and you will be able to meet with one normal, and not choose between several.
Here everyone has their own, but purely by observations - people who do not associate a gift with a date, and do pleasant to each other simply so, usually get better and stay together longer.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №140423
 12.04.2017
Because everyone’s nerves are not just shattered, but the psyche is broken.
Imagine how great it is to be a permanent resident of Kashchenko every day.
You need Linux.
YYY: You will not feel like a resident of Kashchenko, but a gastarbayter doing repairs in it.

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