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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №13623
 13.01.2009
Types of бройlers:

They were killed in the flourishing of forces.

First, they killed me so that I’t suffer.

Second, we have not been able to...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13622
 13.01.2009
Wife yesterday issued, "Who are you such men, if not what you have between your legs you would not need us, but in order to eat we would have also taught another creature... "

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13621
 13.01.2009
Ithilion
In the group "Fantasy" got a picture with such a small dragon - 10 cm long, sitting on the palm...

Ithilion
Two or three comments from the girls, in the spirit of what a nice...

Ithilion
And the first comment from the guy: "Can you smoke from him?"

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №13620
 13.01.2009
Q: Why is it so evil?? to
Let’s argue again...
XXX: Again because of the comp?? to
YYY : No. her monthly for 2 weeks delayed, well, I stuck to her for a night with a rubber grandmother. It seemed to be too harsh for her...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13619
 13.01.2009
DaShAsNoWbOaRdEnKo:
I missed it (

by Bender:
I too, ppt

by Bender:
Without you, straight as without cowards, all seems normal and even free as that, and all the way what is not so.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №13618
 13.01.2009
by ASIA :
I read the biology notes in the notebook.
by ASIA :
Lessons in the presence of the teacher
by ASIA :
of UW. The parents! Your daughter doesn't know how to control her behavior - at a biology class she took a cactus and laughed
by ASIA :
He refuses to say what kind of bones he has.
by ASIA :
Watering a neighbor with cherry juice
The word "cheese" is crushed and added by my hand "orange!"
by ASIA :
Parents, feed the child, Anastasia chews my flowers in class
by ASIA :
I laughed and answered the test questions.
by ASIA :
Refusing to take drugs with the human liver.
by ASIA :
The teacher asked the question "What is the name of human reproduction".
by ASIA :
I went to school without clothes.
Cradle of Satan:
I want to go back to school xD

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №13617
 13.01.2009
xxxh: Something cynical in Doshiraka to find a scanword, when unraveling which the word "student"... =(

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №13616
 13.01.2009
Who asked for the GTA4 phone number:
843 555 01 24

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №13615
 13.01.2009
On the telecast a shorter cat is shown, with the norm figure. He there first swallowed the heater and broke, then the guide started to crack. Lena (my girlfriend) sits looking at him, saliva leaves.
I grind to her: “Yes, Lena, am I worse than anything?”
Then I add: go, take the prejudices! Show me the class!
It is me (seriously so): will you break or break?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №13614
 13.01.2009
[ 34 ] added 2009-01-09 23:18
It is ridiculous when Ukrainians, Russians, Belarusian brothers write while we don’t know who our neighbors are on the entrance, we get scorned and rude in public transport, when we are scorned in shops, when we see millions of scorned faces on the streets, when we see how no one will help a fallen person, although around hundreds of people...

We are all brothers at a distance, all enemies nearby.

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I am guys. I’m not rude to anyone, even if I’m on public transport. I don’t argue with neighbors even if somebody is melting or doing repairs. On the contrary, I always greet you politely.
I even, O HORROR, greet our Tajik palace...
Maybe we should start with ourselves? And all men will become brothers, not enemies.

p.s Sorry for supporting off-top :)

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