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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №15123
 13.03.2009
The smarter a man, the more honest he will be with you.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №15122
 13.03.2009
1 – Hi
2 – Hello
Can I cry in your jacket?
2: Well try it.
I am I am I am I am I am I am I am
1 thank you. It facilitated...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15121
 13.03.2009
Ulka: I read today that there is environmental clothing.
Mmm... how is that?
Well, you bought eco-friendly shoes. You wear them, you wear them, and then they get bored. And you do not throw them to the landfill, but take them quietly into the forest, put them under the tree.
In two days you will be back in the woods and...
I: In two days you go back into the woods, and in your shoes is already loose. Satisfactory

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №15120
 13.03.2009
Aquarium is an interactive TV for cats.)))

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №15119
 13.03.2009
You were drunk yesterday!
...??? to
Throwing trash everywhere. And he shrugged his hand wide and said, "Dear, don't touch anything, I will clean it tomorrow!"

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №15118
 13.03.2009
She shakes the cat’s foot.
<_he_> a
<_he_> e
<_young_> :(
<Voyager> has landed...
<Voyager> because of the static..
<_hu_> already :)
<Voyager> Remember the experience with the ebony rod?
<_hu_> is there any problem with Ebola?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №15117
 13.03.2009
Medvedev and Obama will meet on April 1
Re: to clean up?

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №15116
 13.03.2009
It is: lead
What did you not congratulate?
What did you not congratulate?
It was March 8
February 23 was
Are you defending your homeland?
“Have you given birth to a child?”

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15115
 13.03.2009
I sit in the lecture, the following inscriptions on the party come to my eyes:
Electricity is death!
No is! Death is a signature!!! to
I am neither there nor there. The death.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №15114
 13.03.2009
came to me yesterday my wife, I gave her perfumes for the holiday.She was so breathy, happy, lay with me on the couch
The place where she lay was filled with ghosts.
Dinner separately
From the morning, at 6 a.m., I turned my mouth to the place on the pillow, which was evaporated by her perfume.In the middle of her sleep.he smelled, smiled and fell asleep.And I dreamed that she was sleeping next to her.And asks to remove her mask.I take it.
In my dream I fall asleep again.
I wake up (from her smoking just) - and I see that I'm hugging the pillow with which I removed the cushion.

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