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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №141283
 13.05.2017
Religion - Religion

Thank you for talking about the Hindu religion. The most strict with the consumption of meat is the situation in Jainism, the number of followers reaches 10 million people. It is unlikely that this religion can be attributed to the main. Probably the same pvstafaryan followers. already more. But not the essence.

The point is that if you dig deeper, the relative follow-up of vegetarianism in these religions derives from the postulate 'do not harm the living, in some cases it comes to refusing even to process the land, because 'doing harm to the living. That is, not large physical loads, the loss of energy from which can be compensated by vegetarianism.
If we remember the social system, climate and economic things, then a joyful picture is drawn: meat products are only available to the more or less wealthy strata, and the rest - become yogis, contemplate, eat vegetable food.

In most Hindu religions, vegetarianism is not mandatory.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №141282
 13.05.2017
XXX: My sister’s cat got a stroke. Maybe that’s all you need to know about my sister.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №141281
 13.05.2017
Lena, I have to admit. You are not my wife.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №141280
 13.05.2017
When will the Robin Hood virus appear? On the old iron will pop up a window "not enough resources to run the virus, give you a penny, buy a normal computer".

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №141279
 13.05.2017
I sent a diploma and a presentation here, I wrote "I send you a diploma". Coco was sealed.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №141278
 13.05.2017
Our beloved grandmother stayed with us.And here comes a friend after me, I introduce them to each other, collect my pieces and go to another room to change clothes. Behind my back, my grandmother talks about the weather. Five minutes later I come to them and they have a fierce argument about the apocalypse. How is?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №141277
 13.05.2017
I have to check if the heating is...
I have checked. did not give
How did you check?
The fucking! Batteries are on!
Was the stand touched?! to
In life, yes It became warmer.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №141276
 13.05.2017
I’m doing it – it’s great! ?

Alexander Makiev: At my examination in biology, one student who rolled all 3 questions of the ticket on the question - "How are worms divided?" - not embarrassed, answered: "I don't know how there is in the book, and we have a spade!"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №141275
 13.05.2017
Law enforcement authorities detained a criminal group consisting of managers and employees of commercial banks. According to the Ministry of Internal Affairs, the bankers issued obviously non-refundable loans, taking as collateral barrels with water.
It is about the withdrawal of the assets of commercial banks on the eve of the withdrawal of the banking license. At the same time, the loans were issued under the provision of “valuable chemical raw materials” when checking what turned out to be ordinary water.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №141274
 13.05.2017
Little told about the incident at school.
The lesson of social science is controlled by terms. Three comrades sit behind the last parties, clearly not ready. One asks the neighbor, “Who is an altruist?” and the neighbor answers, “Well, this is the one who does not believe in God.” and the third turns to them, “Stupid, the nudist does not believe in God, and the altruist is the opposite of selfishness!”

[ + 49 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №141273
 13.05.2017
I was taught to count early. I managed to count to a hundred at five. Reading at four.



In general, in the kindergarten, in the older group, a dispute arose between me and a fellow group. He said that after one hundred and nine there are two hundred. I am that one hundred ten, 111 and then to 199.

We fought for a long time, almost fought and went to the teacher for the resolution of the dispute.



No, not very insightful (I now understand this), he probordied: “Two hundred, two hundred...”



I was in Ahaia. I didn’t know the word then, but I didn’t pick up any others. So I kept silent, but I realized that people, including adults, are mostly idiots.

So I live...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №141272
 13.05.2017
Hipsters are the same in their individuality.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №141271
 13.05.2017
Do you really think the believers invented it? And what do choir believers demand to put people in jail for insulting their feelings? And at the same time to throw out the kindergarten, school, scientific institute on the street from their premises, because a hundred years ago it seemed to belong to the church?

Yes is. There are few passive religions, the same Buddhism, and there are its activists. In other cases, religion indicates that it is necessary to go into the lives of others and regulate everything they can reach, according to their laws. Even at the domestic level. If they can do more, they will do so with great pleasure.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №141270
 13.05.2017
xxx: the bug was not reproduced, because when I write the code, I use the right control shift to highlight the text, and when I test - the left. I never even thought about it.
yyy: I remember a 80-year-old bug in sendmail, when the mail did not go further than 500km
xxx: and I had the most beautiful bag in the era of the first pentiums. Pretty to. The ISA modem refused to transmit data when the mouse is not moving. And the interruptions changed, and the ports changed, and the mouse on the "multyahu" (remember this word?) Exaggerated – it makes no sense. As a result, he came up with a workaround: knocking mp3s at night, tied the mouse by the tail to the gram player and put it on a rotating disk.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №141269
 13.05.2017
I go to work today. Attention was attracted by a sign on the tree. The wind, the plaque turns to read, had to slow down. Text of the following content: "Beware, the tree is falling!". And it really leaned - the earth has a huge crack... And I am standing here underneath it, reading the warning inscriptions.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №141268
 13.05.2017
When I was a child, I loved to bake sausages with the Yugoslav spice Vegeta and thought I was a vegetarian.

[ + 32 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №141267
 13.05.2017
That explains a lot.

I am a vegetarian from 23 years old. I was told a lot. And if the meat is not eaten, the hair will not grow (the hair below the ass). And that the child will be sick (the child is healthier than most acquaintances, the second pregnancy is also going well)

I was there with a pregnant doctor. Very pleased with normal protein tests. They say, “O God, you eat meat!” and they almost cry out of joy. Now I understand why.
Here’s a question for you: did you decide not to eat meat at 5 years old? Or did your parents also tear the doctors nerve of their way of life?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №141266
 13.05.2017
Lynx64Ksu, [12.05.17 09:31]
Going to the mail this morning was a stupid decision! Here is hell! And the grandmother!

Lynx64Ksu, [12.05.17 09:43]
No, all the norms. Grandma in another window. My only doesn’t work.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №141265
 13.05.2017
gishpanets> So I forgot my wife on the track.
Stopped "to the bushes", I did the first work. The wife approaches (she always drives from behind), knocks on the back door, well, I went.
I stumbled in minutes after 10, when my request "Zay, give me a drink" was ignored due to the absence of a...
Oh guys... what I heard about myself when I came back for her...I’d better not come back)))))

And the door stumbled because she decided to put the bag back and sit in front of her.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №141264
 13.05.2017
Review "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Destiny":
- Objects that when approaching start to shine, and when close contact warms up so that the bag burns, clearly exchange neutrons and must stay away from them.

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