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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №142150
 13.06.2017
XX: Restraint is adorning man.
zzz: The skulls of their enemies decorate a man even better.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №142149
 13.06.2017
I live at sea. What do you order me to go on holiday in the summer?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №142148
 13.06.2017
Review of Assassin's Creed:
xxx: a man falls from one and a half meters high and so AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
yyy: suddenly fall from a metre height down the head. I’ll see what you’re doing, but nothing bad.
LOL: I wasn’t like that when I was a child.
YYY: That explains a lot.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №142147
 13.06.2017
The duality

As an example of the fourfoldness, I will give the work of Schopenhauer "On the fourfold root of the law of sufficient basis." With numerals larger than four, the design does not survive for the same reason that in primitive languages there are no numerals larger than 10: there is no need. Formally, you can construct a fifth and a tenth and use it. Occasionalism will come out, but it will not spread and will not be consolidated, because the language does not need such words.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №142146
 13.06.2017
An open event in the kindergarten. The teacher asks questions. According to a carefully rehearsed scenario, the children raise their hands and react boldly. Everything is boring and uniform. Only one boy was not at the rehearsals, nor does he want to accept the role assigned to him. He raises his hand on all questions, but the teacher ignores him. Finally, he breaks out of patience and after asking the teacher, “Why was the duck called ugly?” he jumps up and cries loudly, “Because he is a toilet!” The hall explodes with a wild whistle. Not funny was only the teacher and the mother of the boy, who, reddened, ran out into the corridor.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №142145
 13.06.2017
I thought I, as a former editor, would no longer be surprised by anything. It was a mistake to see today on a forum that a schoolboy is looking for the title of a movie about a pathological anatomist who talked to the dead.

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