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[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43169
 14.02.2011
How is the session?
I will cut the cylinder of the second order by the method of parallel sections on the linear surfaces and half-axis all off the hiperboloid you are two-band!!!!!!by 11111
Q: When is the transfer?
WOW tomorrow...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43168
 14.02.2011
Sometimes, listening to someone from my acquaintances, I want to scream "The HGH grows! See also 180! We are losing him! It is...". Then run and give in the mouth.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43167
 14.02.2011
So on February 14th:
Day of Computer;
Day of Mental Ill People in Germany
The anniversary of Chikatilo’s death penalty
the day of lovers;
The festival of naked men in Japan.
In the United States, the day of condoms.
So we celebrate the day of a falling in love, mentally unbalanced computer worker-exhibitionist, walking around the street with a condom on his ass and a poster with a photo of a chikatilo in his hands.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №43166
 14.02.2011
XX: What conclusions did you draw from our meeting yesterday?
Yyy: That a woman’s breasts should fit either in one or two men’s hands!
XXX: The Young Man

ALEN

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43165
 14.02.2011
I went to the kitchen to eat. Kitty ran with me to the refrigerator. I open the door of the refrigerator and from there a package with the inscription CHREN falls to us. I looked into the refrigerator from the cat, and there really fucking, there is nothing. They looked at him sadly and went to sleep hungry.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №43164
 14.02.2011
article-comparison of Mazda 626 and Opel Vectra.comments:

Justice: I am on the go.
I am for Opel.
Wife Bunshi111: I am for strong alcoholic drinks
I am for a strong and prosperous Belarus

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №43163
 14.02.2011
From comments to the news about the theft of the statue of Tutankhamun from the Cairo Museum:

Branch No. 158
# by
It will be replaced by the Mubarak mummy.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №43162
 14.02.2011
With the power of the mask, you understand.
That is a murderer.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №43161
 14.02.2011
and drunk. The girlfriend sits in the appropriate condition, suddenly she receives a text message from her mother: "I will call at 1", i.e. I will call in an hour.
The girl looks seriously at the screen of the phone and gives the sacramental: "Mom, while you call one, I will be at zero."

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №43160
 14.02.2011
The cat walked into the servette at night and tagged the money. My lips are stupid. Now everyone will know who these 5 thousand are.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №43159
 14.02.2011
All revolutions take place under the slogan "There will be no worse!“Every time it turns out that it is even worse.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43158
 14.02.2011
I decided to take care of myself and do the exercise in the morning. She laid a blanket on the floor, lay down... and fell asleep.
I went to work (

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43157
 14.02.2011
Officials... bribes... oligarchs... police. And until October 17, there are six and a half years!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №43156
 14.02.2011
On the evening of February 13:
Tomorrow, again, this horrifying feast.
Is it Monday?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №43155
 14.02.2011
HHH
Discovery member showed
WOWU
The Elephant?
HHH
humanity
WOWU
Still a man! →? to
HHH
Yes is

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №43154
 14.02.2011
3 people called me a Jew
2 people said I am James Bond
2 people named Boyarski
Two people named Michael Jackson
1 said to me "O! by Antonio Banderas"
I bought a shit hat.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №43153
 14.02.2011
Medvedev banned the export of Kuril nurses to Japan
Japanese in panic: total stocks of Kava will be enough for 3 months

c) the

[ + 132 - ] Comment quote №43152
 14.02.2011
There is no oil in Egypt. 95 - 18 rubles / liter
There is oil in Russia. 95 - 28 rubles / liter
Something does not break?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №43151
 14.02.2011
Child 5 years:
and Mom. by Mam. Let me be Shrek, you are Princess Fiona, and you are Pope Oslo.

[ + 102 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43150
 14.02.2011
The guys came to me...
Russia is needed by all only as a source of resources, in essence a great career. As with any resource mining, it requires workers and a few managers. Higher education is either very expensive or not of high quality.
Protecting raw materials is the business of the owner of the career, not of the workers, so our army is becoming weaker.
Workers should work, not deal with personal affairs. Therefore, the taxes on private property are made so that it is easier to give than to hold.
As Margaret Thatcher said: "Economically it is advisable to keep around 10 million people in Russia, there is no need for it."
I think it’s funny (grammatical divorce)
It will be interesting, I will continue.
cats, cats and avatars

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