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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №149706
 14.03.2018
Recently, a report watched, "gaec" checks the car, gets a bit underneath the seats...
"Gayz": -The-e-e-k!!! Do you like to play baseball??? How many pitchers on the base?
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"gayez": I-a-a-s-no!!! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №149705
 14.03.2018
>> Before the era of the Internet, the sofa troops (clops) were eliminated by carrying sofas for the frost in the winter.

In the room of Uncle Vani.
Where the cabinets and cabinets,
Living in a small sofa.
The evil, red spots.
They were starving,
It was cold,
Dried in powder,
Drying with water,
They were caught with gas.
of Kerosene Masali,
Nothing helped –
Do not lick and do not lick.
Everything that survived the battle,
It only became evil.

Tired of Uncle Van
Between chairs and cabinets
Holding yourself in the sofa.
The evil brown bugs.
Remove them cold.
to starve them,
Stir them with powder.
Drain them with boiling water
And putting them in gas.
Pull them up with kerosene.
He bought and sold the sofa.
The wise man was Ivan.

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