In the fruits of education begins the worm of doubt.

The discussion about how our ancestors fought, badly or well, in the WOW is endless.
Certainly, if you have an intelligent commander, your chances of surviving are good, and with a fool all. A long time ago, my uncle’s companion described his company as being strengthened by “strangers” (ch. ~200), they dropped a hole in our defense in the r-n of Krivogorh. The task was to keep "to the last drop of blood" the only road that German tanks could use. The tanks stop and die - grace!
The row was pressed to the place, loaded almost a whole "half Tuesday" of anti-tank grenades, said that the tanks will probably come a lot tomorrow and left. They had less than a day to live. No other anti-tank weapons were provided.
The commander inspected the area and ordered:
"It's a shame, people come to visit us from Germany, and our road is so broken." “I’m probably scared,” many thought. The commander continued, "Treat everyone out of the stuff and after me." The company went to the nearest sludge hill of the road, from some metal factory nearby. The commander forced to pick up in sacks and carry to the fill. On the road itself, the straw fell unevenly, more there where the road into the straw goes. “Let them be few,” the commander knocked. The shrapnel lasted for a very long time, all the bags were broken up into the scissors, the scratches were melted to the slices. We slept about two kilometers of road. The people are wicked and tired, now they are still at noon. In the morning, a signal came from the shale: “I see tanks.”
Compressing their almost useless grenades, the soldiers knew that life was over. Finally, the tanks began to enter the "organized" road.
The third tank of the column lost the hose first, and a minute later this epidemic spread to the remaining cars, numbering eight. A standing tank, if it is not angry, is not dangerous. Not quite understood, you were given, the Germans defeated and the tank evacuator. The German infantry is not bad, it will not go forward without tanks. Our “for Stalin” rushing on them, too, has no reason.
The commander, who has formally performed the combat task - to stop the tanks, sends the rider to find any chief and pass - "The task is accomplished. There is no loss.” Goetz brought the good news - "At night you can leave, there is a defense behind. There will be a chance, then we will cover with artillery."
The secret of the commander in his education is the technique of cold processing of metals. Nickel shakes are waste of metallurgy, a terrible abrasive, only slightly inferior to corundum and aluminum oxide. No fingers of goats will withstand bullying with such shit, and what is pleasant is that the goat becomes useless entirely, taking with it most of the drive.

I have two stripes...
Are you pregnant?
No, I’m a bullshit!! to

The site discusses the case with Ferrari - the car broke the wheel at a speed of 180 km / h.
One of the comments:
I had the same situation. He drove on Zaporozhye - 280 km / h, the front wheel broke, went to the meeting, entered the concrete fence, passed through it and the speed went out. Thank God the safety pillow worked when he then struck the stone. That's because of him that the bumper -prooost in the clutches and had to sweat more cosmetics to do.

The dialogue:

Will you go to the buyer?
to hunt?

I was given a toy on which I could write words.
YYY: And what then?
xxx: So in the morning I woke up and almost got mad when the bear said to me, “Stop whipping, go to work.”

The second stage of the "Hero Runet" prize is being held. Cat Manul is in 2nd place. Why am I proposing to support him? Manuels remained about 2,500 individuals. They are on the verge of disappearance. It is listed in the Red Book with the status of "close to threatened".
The contest organizers promise:

For the first time, the winner of the prize will receive 100 TV shows on the federal channel.
Together with the hero, we will record an exclusive video, which can be seen by the viewers of our great country!

I think it will not only be interesting, but also, thanks to attention, may help protect them from extinction.

Support the Cat Manual!

stalker2511 (21:14:11 12/11/2009)
My cat liked the cocktail.

Lice (21:14:23 12/11/2009)
and uranium

stalker2511 (21:14:59 12/11/2009)
now it became more convenient for him to hit the wallpaper higher.he rests on it and breaks where he could have the current in the jump,SUKAAAAAAA!!!! to

Ladies and Gentlemen (21:15:54 12/11/2009)
Medea

“Stuck, I’m scared... we’re going to have a new Sisadmin. The Trojan I.
I can’t talk about antivirus without laughing.)

He: I sit in a chair, turn on the music and look at you.
She: I slowly spread the gymnast under the sounds of the Soviet march.

About a thankful sign to polite car owners: in the states in such cases, the hand is raised, turning the open palm to the driver. Borrowing a good behavior? (Please take a plus)