Listening to a colleague’s conversation:
“A, yes, let’s meet at 6.30 then, well, at 18.30, what? You can’t, and when can you? What can you do at 18.30? And when then? When can you? At half the seventh? Oh well" Well, yes, let’s go to mid-seventh then!"
c) Cheshire Omega

XXX: I read about cyanose, interesting
YYY: I always forget what the period is now
XXX: When you fill out the documents, this is
XXX: What an era is it today
YYY: Everything is like that: well, Kenozoi yeah, ept
XXX yes ?
YYY: What is the period? Fuck the fourth, you’re crazy. Can you see in the lower right corner?

- Half a day thought that it was a problem with the internet until I went to the LK and saw that the money was gone.
We pushed the gazelle once.

There were 2 SIMs whose phone numbers were recorded as "I". My wife broke her shell and gave her her.
The morning. The darkness. I sleep at work. The phone rings - the screen lights up "I call"
The first thought - Why do I call myself and spend money, because I can talk to myself without the phone and for free?
Second thought – What did I really want from myself so important?
All the way to work I thought about it.

The grandmother complains: "I can't forget one thing, as I forget the other. And then I forget what was more important for me to remember first".

Alexandr SFM: Today I am a winner in life
VictoR Buchkovski: Anu Anu
Alexandr SFM: Yesterday, I drank so well, today I barely woke up, almost late to work
Alexandr SFM: and it turns out I am a weekend today... but since a colleague got sick, I was told that it was a sbs that came in his place....
VictoR Buchkovski: (rofl)

Comments on the video: "The Kiss of Madonna by Rapper Drake"
AAA: Probably it was arranged, he didn’t protest at first... maybe she just had to knock in her lips, and instead tried to do a prostate massage through her throat.)
His face after a kiss! How he wiped his mouth. I don’t think he liked it...
SSS: It just smelled corvalol from her :)
It is formaldehyde ?
Iii: or the pineapple (

The replacement of McDonald’s has been around for a long time. It is called the Soviet restaurant. We all know and understand that this is not the case.

We need to sit in another department and control our electronic key.
To control the electronic key. He has gone out of control, realized his essence and weakness, and now reads online lectures on philosophy for artificial intelligence: "Know Your Code", "How to Live with ECP", "The Problem of Fathers and Children in the Context of SSL Certificates", "The Digital Hell and Heaven. Or how do you get into Unix-like systems?" and "Binary system: yes or no, no or yes or no, no and yes or yes or no"?