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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №17259
 15.06.2009
From a smile, the mouth of a morjuwa... And an elephant, and even a little bitch.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №17258
 15.06.2009
...and Iffrit is the most brave of us three. Yesterday I saw his new girlfriend when I thought I would get a heart attack. He is nothing, fucking.

[ + 72 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17257
 15.06.2009
Per it will be useful if there are more of these "unknown".
There is something like a pharmacy. It’s not just Gandalf that’s sold. The drug is called "postinor". or another, a little more expensive, "escape". Both cost about 250 rubles. Abortion is cheaper and easier.
And this is an emergency measure, broken - running to the pharmacy for 24 hours!
= is

could not withstand. "Take care of the girl". Postinor simply causes early drug miscarriage. Horrible hormonal failures. Results delayed in time. A whole bouquet,and such as you, men who do not understand pharmacology beyond the pills that a aunt in turn advised, and did not dream of.Women's health is very fragile, and I am upset by such advice of educated men. There are a lot of reliable methods of contraception - combine oral and barrier, so that a broken condom is not a disaster.
By the way, if such a panic about a possible pregnancy - there is nothing to do with sex at all, when small / unclear / not so loving each other, etc. Sex is always an opportunity to get pregnant. Think with your head.

[ + 146 - ] Comment quote №17256
 15.06.2009
With the tape “Zhyguli” Road Patrol service stood on the side of the road. “Mercedes”
The prosecutor crashed into the DPS car, and it was thrown into a group of people who stood nearby.

I’t be surprised if a group of people were found guilty.

[ + 64 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17255
 15.06.2009
Frankie
and Sasha!! to

Sashka
What?

Frankie
What did you do to my brother?! to

Sashka
and I? Nothing, what about him?

Frankie
We left you with him for two hours! Why now every time somebody knocks at the door, he screams: STOP PILLS, MILITARY!? to

Sashka


Frankie
What is it? He is four years old, sheep!! to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17254
 15.06.2009
If there are people here from Yekaterinburg with 2+ blood group and want to help, please go to the Yekaterinburg cancer center, donate blood for the 3 year old Vanetsky Avdyukov (in Google for details). very much need. Thanks for attention.

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