If you drop a spoon, a woman will come, a fork, a wicked woman, and a knife, a wicked man. What if I dropped the knives?
Then the evil Siamese twins will come!

The best thing a sick, sneezing and coughing person can think of at home is to prepare all the foods, wash the dishes and smooth out all the clothes.

Who will tell you what the differences between the English and Russian versions of the game Dragon Age? Except for sound and subtitles, of course.
YYY: In Russian, instead of a crown, the king of Ferezna has a uchanka.

A colleague in the office on the cell phone calls his wife, the phone is good, hears well:
Remember what we talked about on Friday?
We talked a lot about.
About my wishes.
About what exactly?
Oh well shit!
I have a dozen drawings in A0 format, the last thing I want to do right now is listen to amorphous requests. An amorphous power plant is enough. Specifically what to do?
That thing with Velvet.
Under the left pillow.
Under which?
with the dolphins.
and Wii! Pleasant cries and cotton in the palms. Suddenly silent and quiet. Oh, what is this cloth?
It was loaded in the store.
What is it?
I have no idea. On the note was written "pingvin, like a cat".

There is a very simple and quick way to get instant awareness. To do this, you have to wait for the premiere in the movie of any blogger and on viewing it in the cinema periodically shout out his name and name. And literally in a couple of days, video pirates will bring you around the world along with camrip copies of this film.

Jenny: Where are you going to rest?
I am in Anapa :)
Jenkya: Will you take a picture with the monkey?
The Young: No She is with me...

yyy (15:44:28 14/09/2010)
As strange as it is - but usually a monkey with a grenade grenade is bought by her male.
Or sometimes even a whole group of naive primates.

xxx (15:45:39 14/09/2010)
This is what
Sometimes they buy a tank.

From Habr:
Most people under “ordinary” or “classical” neural networks understand full-connected neural networks of direct distribution with reverse error distribution.

Yyy: Most people will not understand what this proposal is about =)

Cherry: Let’s summarize Alex’s achievements so you can imagine your bird’s capabilities with targeted, targeted learning. During 15 years of training, Jacques learned the designation of 100 objects displayed to him, such as wood, leather, paper, block, nuts, spina, apple, banana, orange, etc. He determines the shape of objects, the number of angles in geometric figures (from two to five), counts to the chest, distinguishes and names seven colors of objects: pink, green, blue, yellow, orange, gray, purple. He correctly uses the denial "no" and is able to ask for what he wants, that is, applies the knowledge obtained in practice. He distributes objects by categories, has the concepts of the same "and "other" "common" and "different" It turns out that the bird can master some basic logical and philosophical concepts.
and
klez: surely he alone would have performed more functions than all our accountants and secretaries together.

Skif: Probably, I am a crazy administrator, if I only at the end of the monologue of a girl from accounting, which began with the words "I changed drastically all the forms" understood that it was about 1C...

J: You’re always either angry with me, or you’re offended, or you want me. Is the third not given?

M: The Fourth

You’ve gotten into trouble with your security service.
WOW: What is it for?
Who yesterday ticked the unfortunate cat's nose with the screams "This is a flight, a fighter!!and "
WOW: I don't have to suck under the bars, the next time I'll press off and force the floors to shake.

I met on the net with a girl, began to rewrite... well as always, what you do...
I: What kind of music do you listen to?
She is different.
And what about the genre?
She is: Rarely

I went to computer yesterday.
He opened the system and was confused. How could I make a computer, open the system, turn off the screw, assemble the system and hand it to the master?
Well, that’s not the point... while I did, the little Danilka (son of the hostess) wore around the apartment and showed me all the differences he had (by the way, I was with them for the first time and saw him for the first time). At the end of the show, he came on a big...
When I got home, he asked me, “Where are you?” I say: "home"
Attention to! "Dac you stay, I won’t tell Dad". Mom is in shock, I am in shock, Dad is at work. The Curtain

For unsuccessful wishes is not a salary, but money.

From the listener.
Everyone is talking about “House 2”. According to statistics, during
The number of television broadcasts in the country is significantly reduced.
and murders.
– It turns out, those who watch “House 2” and those who commit murders are alone.
The same people!? to

Sources close to the GUVD report details of yesterday’s accident: it turned out that the “Bentley” downed pedestrians were in a sect of suicides, and in their pockets carried heroin and the Kremlin explosion plan.

The ragepanda:
I was afraid to go to a job interview. If only the work was normal! :)
I started to google on this issue, read a bunch of different calming techniques, articles on psychology, but only one thing helped:
"Imagine an interview is just a new level in your favorite computer game" lol
Imagine it is all OK.)

In the army there is no concept - it is cold, there are concepts:
1) Fresh
2) Very fresh
3) Fuck me in the mouth such a freshness....)))

My friends go abroad for vacation for the first time.
She: I need a new swimsuit.
You have not been seen in the old.