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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №23764
 16.12.2009
Politics is the ability to justify wickedness.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №23763
 16.12.2009
told the submarine.
One day I brought home a half-lived crab. Once it was cut, I threw it in the refrigerator. After a while, he recalled, opened the refrigerator and saw the picture – the crab had eaten all that was eaten in the reach zone and, clutching with cloves, ate the salad...

[ + 41 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23762
 16.12.2009
How is Russia different from Italy? We want to crack the premiere with a heavy object on the head of completely normal people.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №23761
 16.12.2009
You have a romantic dinner today.
See also: AGA
How long do I need to come back then? ?
After 15 to 20 minutes.
Okay okay ? Okay okay. What are you cooking? Or something exotic? Or some delicacies?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! to
The Maxim!
HH: So where are you?
WOW: Sorry, Pelemeni went out of the plate to take pictures.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №23760
 16.12.2009
After watching the television game "Who Wants to Become a Millionaire", the Ministry of Education approved the following scheme of acceptance of exams in Russian universities: the examiner asks the student 15 questions and 4 answers options. After every 3 questions, the score is raised by a score - from 0 to 5. There is
Three standard tips: 50/50, audience help and a friend call, as well as two unburning scores 1 and 2. Students can respond at any time.
Ask questions and get the assessment on which he stopped.

[ + 118 - ] Comment quote №23759
 16.12.2009
I have a cat, I have not been able to teach him to the toilet for seven years. I guess where the cattle got. I recently got a kitten, I still didn't have time to explain anything to him, he himself found a bowl in the warehouse, and began to use it as intended. Little he taught this great art of the cat.
And now attention to the question: how to learn to write a large German Shepherd in a bowl?

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №23758
 16.12.2009
The guy who hacked the website about global warming, fucking... You broke something there!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №23757
 16.12.2009
21:35:19 14/12/2009) at which course do you study?

NotSure ^_^ (21:36:43 14/12/2009) on the first and last feel...

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №23756
 16.12.2009
City of Perm, on Street 36.
Arrived in the car?
Observer: Oh, I kept her in the sub-factory all night.
Stas: At our bus stop, a crowd of people running in summer shoes, with their eyes blurred, examining the shape of public transport and asking "Why travel?".

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №23755
 16.12.2009
Mark: And I'm home now :) Oh, today, probably all -20 were.
E-lena: Here you are quite a freezer, such a cold and you walk without a hat and without gloves. Do you want to freeze eggs?? to

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №23754
 16.12.2009
I am sitting behind the compass! Mom comes and says to her on the compass to do something very important!!! to
I stand up and go.
It opens up the passies!
I: I am asking about work?? to
She: Yes, I’m slowing down at work the slowest of all!! to

Working in the Defense Factory!!! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №23753
 16.12.2009
XX: Well, and how is the day of cooking going? What about ears?
See also: Ujo.
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