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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №15181
 16.03.2009
- You know... a strange feeling... I can’t tolerate when my comp is used by someone other than me... it’s a clone, because I’ve always been the master of the comp, both at home and at work (admin complexes) well so here... I see what I’ve installed by you... and no drop is angry... I probably love you very much)))))

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №15180
 16.03.2009
Latest news: "Gorbachev called on the United States to restructure"
What is the restructuring of the light hand of Gorbachev we know.
Soon the United States will break up into 50 small third world countries.
Think about it.
Thought is material.

[ + 51 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №15179
 16.03.2009
Fuck, I’m like a guard of the basha, I remember some tricks... Not as famous as a cat named Scuco... But still:

Damn what are you busy with?
Root: adhesive cryogenic chamber for screw
Root: from cardboard
Stifler: Chevrolet
Root: I hardened, gave the stature to repair, he repaired it for a week, tried it all - it repaired specifically
Root: said that the info is not to restore... said, "today there is no such technology to restore information, you do not form it, let it lie. In the next two years, a new concept will be invented"
Root:...I glue cryogenic I will put a screw there, I will write - open in 2009, I will put it on the shelf, and the next time he will see the world completely different... new :)
Stifler : :D
Root: a terrible future... 2009... a post-nuclear civilization...
Root: and the hard disk, getting alive, breaks the cryocamera’s lid from the leg.
Root: The first of the decipticons!
Stifler: You are easy dalpaeop)
Root: You’ll remember my words in 2009!

One question: how then?! to

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