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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №141341
 16.05.2017
> said that netbooks will replace laptops

...I at this point even hoped that the site writers would at least somehow cut their shit appetites for netbooks. Well, not in ten megabytes will be a page with three paragraphs of informative text, but at least two. The scripts will be eaten not as a calculation of Zimbabwe’s budget, but at least as a calculation of the satellite’s trajectory. Advertising will load the system not like Doom IV, but at least as Doom II.
And the shit was there at night, the netbooks were weaker, they gave in to the fucking progress. Even with all the adblocks, the Core i5 is not always pulling out what netbooks are there.
Here would be some law against fucking sites on fucking scripts, at least where these fucking scripts did not fall on the fucking... dreams, dreams :-/

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №141340
 16.05.2017
I’m waiting for an expert response from a pregnant 26-year-old vegan. Doctors are foolish? Has she not died yet?

There is no answer, because. she will be busy with taking out the soul from a neonatologist and pediatrician on the topic of "where does a child have some kind of anemia, why he is all so painful, weak and what for the developmental delay the heroes of Okayan wrote... In oncohematology among the parents of such animal lovers are full, the cow is sorry for them, and their child is not.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №141339
 16.05.2017
XXX: The router has overtaken the rover again! Those tried to block the anonymous servers, but the pirates quickly wrote an application that bypasses the blocking. Our pirate frigate is now a pirate submarine, with stolen torpedoes!
Yyy: Truth with lifting the flag will be hard
XXX is of itself. Therefore, it was decided to replace the full flag with a desk in the captain's cabin.

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