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[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №22583
 17.11.2009
Answer by Maile Ru:
Question: They burned a cigarette of children's wheelchair, a small hole, but in a prominent place. How can we earn?

First answer: Buy a child a big ashes box!


[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №22582
 17.11.2009
News on the miller:

Russian icebreaker with tourists stuck in the ice

It is brilliant, bl! ice with tourists.

[ + 75 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22581
 17.11.2009
At 9 o’clock in the evening, I sit on the order in the shop, docking the last series of the house, the layout is processed simultaneously in the illustrator, the dinner is heated in the microwave, something in the background drums the TV. And then another good neighbor for the third hour in a row drilled something. Finally, I start carefully reducing the layers and blissfully lay down on the back of the chair.
At this point, electricity is cut out throughout the house.
The momentary silence.
drawing up I get to my favorite powerful lighthouse and sadly overwhelmed (it needs to be overwhelmed - the nicher project is not preserved) I crash to the standard cardboard wall, behind which the apartment of the hated driller. I hear a joyful cry:
Think about how precautionary I am!!...
The sound drilled.
Behind the door, on the staircase cage, in the dark, there were nine people of neighbors in picturesque coats and nightwear, looking at the neighbor’s door with a stupid outcome.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №22580
 17.11.2009
from the answer to the subscriber of one mobile company: "From your account is withdrawn 2 rubles per day for the service "Money does not take"!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №22579
 17.11.2009
I killed windows, put Linux... the laptop behaved as if I had driven the devil out of it...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №22578
 17.11.2009
Russian banks will be obliged to return funds written off by fraudsters from a plastic card before it is blocked. Relevant amendments to legislation are being developed in the Government
Anidi: Yes, it would be good to order the government to return the drunken money and stolen phones :)
Anidi: as well as the money in the restaurant spent on the grandmother, if the grandmother did not give

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №22577
 17.11.2009
XXX: Save the Barrel Road :*
Yyy: I must save the barrels))) and what is in them?? to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №22576
 17.11.2009
Ruffian: I watched the picture today.
Gopniki removed from trees feeders for birds (full seeds)
Poor people, I’m sorry for them, they’re fighting for life xD

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №22575
 17.11.2009
Status of Friends:

I want a girl, I want a girl. Directly here.

After 5 hours:

I want a freezer, I want a freezer.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №22574
 17.11.2009
Well, and I will support the company "accessible hollow wi-fi" =)
Krasnoyarsk, the right shore, street Tchaikovsky between the 11th and 11th houses will best be caught my open point (d-link). Access speed is 4 megabits, which is not bad for our city =)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №22573
 17.11.2009
He-
She-I know you’re there... so take off the pop from the chair, your legs in your arms, your head between your knees and your bell to me!! to

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №22572
 17.11.2009
emo_niteg_zaipal: fucking, I can't find a job, my girlfriend is chasing a mine (( What should I do? It is :'(
Euthanasia: along the
emo_niteg_zaipal: What does it mean "along"? Cheers to my trouble!? to
Euthanasia: No, this means the veins cut strictly down!

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