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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №14545
 17.02.2009
Can’t you remind me who I am: a frog or a frog?

It’s the fifth time you’re asking me!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14544
 17.02.2009
Connect the 13th apartment to the 13th port on the swing, on Friday the 13th, and think that everything will work...no, it’s too hopeful))))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14543
 17.02.2009
Macao (12:07:41 13/02/2009)
I wrap you so.
I (12:08:43 13/02/2009)
No No No No No No No No No No
Macao (12:10:12 13/02/2009)
You are so beautiful that you think so much about yourself.
I (12:11:45 13/02/2009)
Go on, little boy!:D
Macao (12:12:44 13/02/2009)
You shut your mouth old and terrible.
Macho (12:13:16 13/02/2009)
How many years have you lived in Sarai?
Macao (12:27:37 13/02/2009)
Are you a virgin?
Macao (12:28:50 13/02/2009)
Do you love sex?
I (12:28:52 13/02/2009)
Go shrink at the porn magazines that you hide from your mom under the pillow. I told you to fuck up!
Macao (12:30:08 13/02/2009)
How do you know about magazines?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №14542
 17.02.2009
15.02.09 by Vladislav
I remember yesterday (standing next to the pizza one moment) tried to order a pizza to the house at the pasha in order to catch a aunt when she is in the car sadizza will and break to bring along with the pizza))))

15.02.09 Who is:
The fucking. We will survive anywhere.

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