LOL was on a pair of speech communications yesterday.
Prepod: Do you know why, as part of the ethics of business communication, inviting men-partners to visit should not be offered to take off their shoes?
A girl from behind: Because chemical weapons are banned by the Geneva Convention...

The audience was lying.

xxx:...We have a new young lawyer in the Notary Office, looking all so serious...
I was very surprised when I found this one!Notarily certified! document : "My secretary Annie has oh*enny breasts!". The signature. the date. The Print.

to this:

Some are writing well, some are writing on the caps, and some are going to be ejected by the claw!)))
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God give you health! You made me feel so good this morning! =) is

There was a smoking conversation:
I know the answer to the main Zen question, “How does the cotton of one hand sound!” I knock with one hand
Are you sure you found the only correct answer?
and yes!
If I were your teacher, I would have to fuck you with a stick for that.
Well, if I were your student, I would fuck a stick in response.
Now you need to understand where the martial arts came from in Shaolin.
and ROFL

My sister caught me on the fact that I’ve been reading BOR for half an hour with a stony face.

I go home today, next to the traffic girl on a small Mercedes, nice one, the song was singing, just she had not yet seen that on her right board is written on the dirt with large letters "I park like a p_yes!!!" )

February 23 - All-Russian feast of foam for shaving.

I teach my grandfather (72 years old) to treat the compound. He has already learned a lot. Now is the time to go to the internet. I explained for a long time, but my grandfather finally understood everything and began to joke inet himself.
And today on my mail came confirmation of registration on FullTiltPocker no... pornoDED. I am proud of my grandfather. and :)

Mind: And when cremating silicone chest melt and eye. Comfortably pack the remaining dust in a bag.

I will suffocate my cat.
Do you eat sausage? ))
No, I can’t sleep at night.
I taught him when I walked in the pot - praised and smote after "a-a"...
“Now at night he buries his affairs with grief, until you come, praise him, and cheer him.

Taken from the forum, the spelling is preserved:
"Author by Marika
Date: 26-01-10 08:49

I love my boyfriend very much!!We have been together for 4 months, our parents are familiar.But he is very strange behavior.I am afraid of the future with him,he react strangely to simple things.he does not feel my smell,he is uncomfortable when I have a rash and all that.I often have gases,I explain to him that I am not going to keep them in myself,I may tell me to stop breathing.And he does not understand me!I try to release them as quietly as possible if we are uncomfortable but he is not enough!!What should I do?Mom says to leave this guy but I am as sorry for him.I think he will disappear without me :("

People support the man who hacked the video wall. This is not your empty foot! Friendship with you!

Pornography of Novorossiysk

I look at modern youth.
Not for young people, but for children.
They ride on what they got - fireplaces, snowboards, snowboards, some kind of plastic shit that can’t be described.
This was the case in my childhood... We ran from a hill in a box from under the refrigerator)) We were filled with a full box there and this is how we came from the hill...
At night the box was dragged into someone’s entrance, and how sad it was when one morning it wasn’t found.
Then I had to ride in the TV box.

by Zanos

Happiness is not knowing what day of the week is today.

He read on one of the Ukrainian websites: “We met the Chinese New Year together with the Chinese. Cutting out of paper funny figures, decorating the room with them, conducting traditional tea ceremonies, preparing special pelmeni "jiaozzi". And the Chinese watched it all in silence, cracked the saliva and dampened vodka.”

The Estonians translated “Kamasutra”. It was fun, but again about occupation.

Some are writing normally, some are writing on the caps, and some are going to be running behind the claw!) ) )

_DoZA_: in the name of marmelade and marmelade with a filler " acquires a different, unknown meaning...

The guys! We want our athletes to win the Olympics! Please support Russia!

Olympic team from Vancouver

Alexander: No... we don’t need money and gold... post, we need to think about the spiritual, not the material.
Gorizont: our here in Vancouver is also like fasting, rejecting the gold that is unclean.