It was in the 70s. We arrived at the headquarters check. The construction inspection. There is an inspector, a colonel. He approaches one of our officers and asks, "Well, captain, because the mouth is so red, you probably drink without drying? (and the captain had to resign from the armed forces after a month of service, and his face in life was always red, like a tomato). To this ham question the cap replies: No, Comrade Colonel, I just want to fuck, I wait for you to let go, I tolerate. The colonel jumped away from him as if he had been squeezed. This look is over. The commander of our cap of course then tried to "strike". But Tom was already like Dembele.

I am afraid that we are going to the point that in the end believers will insult the existence of atheists and we will all be transplanted.

Today as an argument on the internet heard, genius! On the accusations of the opponent on what to say visavi, minor and school. Chel replied that he was a reserve student for a long time,

Yesterday on the street (in the school area!) During the school class, a woman came with a large dog. On my comment to take her on the lead, I noticed: "she is good". A minute later, something else followed. Maybe she is good. But the housewife is no longer there, because the fact that the housewife was broken.
As a result, she remained on the school territory with a dog without a mummy, who was good at crawling and writing there.

Stay away from vegans and the like. Let them eat what they want, so they will die out faster. Long live natural selection! We’ll get more meat.

Recently in the general local intrus chat someone hard, but in a good joke that the Russian state took everything, even the eyes from the smiley.

XXX: Looking back at WALL-E, I realized something.
xxx: All the problems from the fact that the captain forgot to give an admin from the steering wheel

12:25 _IOJIbKA_ » Ovcepes: Are you from Omsk?
12:25 OVCEPEO » _IOJIbKA_: God has mercy.

XXX: I wait for a taxi, knocking out on the street near the parking lot. The guard suits. He says: I need your advice, you are working in Tanks. I say OK. He carries the head of a wool with horns (real horns) cut out of a tree and asks if another layer of lacquer should cover the tree.
xxx: I am a respected person)))

Yesterday watched a picture of a young girl (23-25 years old) leading the hand of a six-year-old girl, who is crying very loudly, the girl on a T-shirt adopted "enjoy the silence"

A 9,000-year-old artifact was found in Israel.

It was a 9,000-year-old local resident Solomon Markovich Zilberstein. "Do not wait" and c)

HH: How is it?
Two tickets left, and that’s all.
HHH: And then what?
And then I go to sleep.
HH: And then what?
WOW: And then I will sleep.
HH: And then what?
Then I wake up. To tell further?
HH: Probably not. Interesting, you have a life.

by Luckystar
When I eat a crochet with cream popularly, I begin to bite it off from the wide side. But when alone with you, then you can allow yourself to eat it, as if exhausting, and, almost exhausted, finally taste the whole cream at once. You can also scratch the cream with a spoonful, you can try to dry it... you can bite it in the middle, you can cut it in half... Darrell in one book had a story about the scratch, each of which ate a banana in its own way. One threw a peel and ate a banana, a third ate a banana with a peel... the question of the scalp is not so simple. It needs discussion.

Whose epic power
Has my daughter awakened?
Who walked in the darkness of night,
Eating the wheat?

Who walked over me in the night,
On the walls and on the closets?
Whose powerful
Did you wake me up at five in the morning?

Whoever pulled his tail,
Did you bring me a chair?
Who is unwashed
Was it my and my mom’s bite?

Whose shorts
Equal on all sides.
They stand in a blatant shame.
between me and the monitor.and :-)

Drinking from the toilet.
Eaten the flowers from the vase.
Who sits on the balcony
A field like a horse?

Cat, you are wrong now!
You wiped out your terrible bite!
What an unclean force.
Have you bitten my hand?

Slavery is not forced labor. Slavery is the total alienation of man from all rights, including the right to life, which passes to the slave owner. Forced labour is not associated with the alienation of rights, except for some. It can be paid (soldat's salary), conditionally paid (symbolic salary of prisoners), free (compulsory work by court sentence). And fans generalize and MMORPG = addiction.