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Comment quote №65664
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Comment quote №65664
17.06.2012
Some people think that women make us weaker.
Someone is stronger.
I think women make us.
Someone is stronger.
I think women make us.
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Comment quote №65663
17.06.2012
Ever since my child started walking, I’ve been looking for a TV controller in the washing machine.
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Comment quote №65662
17.06.2012
Disputes on Torrent
Mistakes, failures... better buy a license
Buffalo: not better but more expensive... by the way, you are not a tatar at the time?
I guess I guessed it? ?
Buffalo: You are burning with your comments, you are neither Russian nor Jewish.
Mistakes, failures... better buy a license
Buffalo: not better but more expensive... by the way, you are not a tatar at the time?
I guess I guessed it? ?
Buffalo: You are burning with your comments, you are neither Russian nor Jewish.
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Comment quote №65661
17.06.2012
If your husband:
1st I drove for the disc with the game to the other end of the city.
2nd I’m glad you work on the weekend. It can be placed in plasma.
Three For the phrase "o, see - breasts" the reaction of zero...
Then, with a high probability, you can see the diabolic brain. and :)
1st I drove for the disc with the game to the other end of the city.
2nd I’m glad you work on the weekend. It can be placed in plasma.
Three For the phrase "o, see - breasts" the reaction of zero...
Then, with a high probability, you can see the diabolic brain. and :)
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Comment quote №65660
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Comment quote №65660
17.06.2012
Evgeny Onegin is a typical hipster and major, because he:
The hero does not work.
Living on another’s account.
Tushes on cockroaches and cloves.
It is made of cheap pants.
Giving away normal girls.
Making a manicure.
She complains of depression.
by Gandon
The hero does not work.
Living on another’s account.
Tushes on cockroaches and cloves.
It is made of cheap pants.
Giving away normal girls.
Making a manicure.
She complains of depression.
by Gandon
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Comment quote №65659
17.06.2012
From the top "Aliens better not look for".
X: Famous American physicist Stephen Hawking insists on ending the SETI (Search for Alien Civilizations) project as soon as possible. The fears of the scientist are based on the fact that representatives of a civilization, who managed to catch the calling Earth and appear on the call, with a high probability can show aggression towards the Earthans. According to astronomers, stopping the SETI project makes no sense, since humanity has already had a good time to "inherit" in space. In addition to the radio signals sent into space as part of the SETI project, the Earth has been actively signaling its existence through television, radio and radar over the past 60 years. Astronomers joke that the first American comedies, released in 1951, have already spread to 6,000 star systems. If one of them has a highly developed civilization, it already knows about our existence.
Y: When they see House 2, I think the star of death will come.
X: Famous American physicist Stephen Hawking insists on ending the SETI (Search for Alien Civilizations) project as soon as possible. The fears of the scientist are based on the fact that representatives of a civilization, who managed to catch the calling Earth and appear on the call, with a high probability can show aggression towards the Earthans. According to astronomers, stopping the SETI project makes no sense, since humanity has already had a good time to "inherit" in space. In addition to the radio signals sent into space as part of the SETI project, the Earth has been actively signaling its existence through television, radio and radar over the past 60 years. Astronomers joke that the first American comedies, released in 1951, have already spread to 6,000 star systems. If one of them has a highly developed civilization, it already knows about our existence.
Y: When they see House 2, I think the star of death will come.
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Comment quote №65658
17.06.2012
Prosecutors requested 2
Longer than 62 years old
A philanthropist?
In the U.S., amnesty is very common, and lawyers can charge with appeals. It is for this reason that for serious crimes there are deadlines that knowingly exceed the life of a person. To after the appeal, the judge dropped a couple of decades of sentence, and the defendant still broke up in jail.
Longer than 62 years old
A philanthropist?
In the U.S., amnesty is very common, and lawyers can charge with appeals. It is for this reason that for serious crimes there are deadlines that knowingly exceed the life of a person. To after the appeal, the judge dropped a couple of decades of sentence, and the defendant still broke up in jail.