We go somehow with a friend (D) to Brooklyn and he says:
A friend of mine is out of prison today.
Why was he jailed?? to
He crashed into a yacht in a car.
I am how?? to
D - Yes, he was drunk from the police, and decided right on the car
drop into the water to immediately get to the hospital and not to pass the test
On to alcohol! Because in America for driving in a drunk state are sent to jail and for a long time! And near the pier, the yacht was unfortunately parked. In the end
He flew into the yacht, swallowed water and did not pass any tests. He was sentenced to prison for dangerous driving.

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The PDD. Instructional guidance for auto schools. Driving

>> How realistic is it? The instructor? Pid@r@s are cut off on the accord? When is the light on the back of the bikini? Where should the instructor go?

My cat has one "strange thing" - after eating does not eat everything and tries to bite bite. Naturally, it is not possible to bury something on the linoleum, the cat scratches a little on the floor and goes away to wash. He washes, returns back to check - op-pa nihuya magical food in the place buried, you need to eat. And so every time.

To smoke less, you need not willpower, but the absence of a smoker in the office and -25 on the street.

A friend has a cellular operator MTS, he receives a SMS about the fact that 50 rubles have been removed from him, he calls the operator and asks why?
- You have received a notification about the withdrawal of funds in the amount of 50 rubles, for the notification that you have been withdrawn 50 rubles.

The closed circle turns out :-) Long rusted when you heard this by loud communication :-)

These tips on how to find a wife and husband are similar to the option of "let's get married" among the misanthropes of the office plankton. You have to marry for love. Ostoherrelo already about mines on demand and men at the plate to read.

When you have a hammer in your hands, everything around you looks like nails.

XHH: With her luck, if she stumbles at something, it will surely be a gold pile!
I believe it)
XHH: But with her character, if she stumbles at him, then she will cringe out of anger, cut off her leg and leave dissatisfied!)) and r

Comments on Sherlock/Sherlock:
The respectable company BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation) and Paul McGagan. In 2012, according to mass sources, we are promised the end of the world. With this fact, I and many TV viewers would like to watch the third season of Sherlock/Sherlock. Be human, let the end of the world be met with satisfied curiosity.

It seems like it’s time to remind people what they shouldn’t do =)

Do not turn your eyes into a working vacuum cleaner.
Do not swipe a spoon in the USB port.
Do not remove the gas from the gas plate.
Do not wear a gauge/glass bottle on the penis.
Do not pour water on boiling oil.
Do not try to change the eggs in the scrotum.

Try not to get the Darwin Prize after reading these lines. =) is