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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №71704
 18.10.2012
I made him a slave yesterday. A map dedicated to the 30th anniversary of the Air Force model. He called it XXX (Roman numbers). Within 20 minutes, all my neighbors looked sadly at the shoe photos.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №71703
 18.10.2012
I have not given up on these regular spa procedures.

I want regular sleep procedures, fucking!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №71702
 18.10.2012
I work in the oil tower.
He works with us. His real name is Frodo.
Everyone calls him "Lord of the RIG"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71701
 18.10.2012
A programmer comes to the head of the department and says, “Who are you?” Give them those. The task!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №71700
 18.10.2012
I go with a friend and eat ice cream. After a while of silent dining, a friend who tasted a three-colored, layered ice cream or frozen juice says: "How interesting is it that each layer has its own disgusting taste..."


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №71699
 18.10.2012
Nadia, the advertisement is over!
I hug my mom here. So funny. It is warm, soft and smells like pasta with cheese.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №71698
 18.10.2012
From the resume of the candidate (with humor everything is fine with the girl):
Education: 2003 - Commercial and Economic College, Commercial Activities, Commercial Studies (in this school I started smoking)
Experience of work: (......describes where and who worked) The only disadvantage is the fool.
Key Skills: Resistant to stress and falls from height, easy to learn and not easily untrained, developed sense of personal significance. I easily find a common language with birds and animals, as well as with staff and colleagues. A dedicated lady, not a flamboyant and balanced housewife. Experienced PC user, quick test replacement. I have an active lifestyle at home. Driving license for more than 2 years (confident driver, but sometimes riding on high bardures)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №71697
 18.10.2012
xxx: parasitizes inside a person, sometimes activates and begins to eat it from within - is that what?
Tagged: worms
ZZZ: The Conscience

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