A friend lying in the hospital told me that there was one "gamer" burned:
I’ve been playing in GTA San Andreas for a long time now. Prelude has almost passed. I cannot find a boss. On the map is marked as N. I go to him food - I will not come."
The fact is that the symbol N is the indication of the north=)

>we on the FTP saw a folder called "green plus porn, where rapers are fucked in the ass"... AND EVER HAD ALONE!

B.E.S: At work there was a joke;I open the Music folder in it:
Computer Architecture, Diffuse Lighting, Data Structure Models, Number Representation and Folder Other Artists.

Do you, the male half, know what the real shit is?
This is when you paint the eyelids with a scarf, it has not yet dried up and you sneeze! and :(

My girlfriend (D) bought a dial-up card. The next day she receives a message that the login and password are incompatible in the domain. She calls for technical support. The cable is taken by the operator (O):
D: Hello to you. I bought a ticket from you yesterday for 50 hours, and today I can't come in.
A: Or maybe you were fascinated and didn’t notice how you used the entire balance for a day?

<TePMoMeTp> Exotic: What are you wearing?
<Exotic> TePMoMeTp: overwhelmed... sorry what?
<TePMoMeTp> Exotic: Dress is what?
<Exotic> TePMoMeTp: (red) I wear little clothes
<TePMoMeTp> Exotic: What is it?
<TePMoMeTp> Exotic: shoes?)))
<Exotic> TePMoMeTp: shoes... well and eat... shoes what they eat on shoes
<TePMoMeTp> Exotic: an electric cloth with a cloth?)
<Exotic> TePMoMeTp: I don’t understand what questions are that?
<TePMoMeTp> Exotic: porn doesn’t download you need to get fat

The dog burned today.
WOW: Is it so?
I sit in the kitchen with my sister and drink tea. This animal comes, sits down, looks at us with sad eyes and begins to sneeze.
xxxh: it is generally nipadetska, and with each of her eyes all pops out and pops out O_O
Figo and what?
Then she ripped like a Jericho tube and ripped off her socks.
XHH: I didn’t have time to say "Sabaka, did you shake your socks?How she started to eat it again...
Ohhhh: here I jumped on her, started picking off the socks, the sister runs around, waving her hands and crawling... The bedlams are full of shorter...
I picked up the pain halfway.
The animal was hungry, hungry.

She is: Hi! Here is the hippie!
He is a hippie? Is it a hint? O_O

Worth
Explain, plz, what is the difference between the mail.ru folder "Inbound" and "Dubious"? The content is the same.

sun (19:37:46 11/12/2007)
What associations do you have with the word printed organ?
black cat (19:39:23 11/12/2007)
The Fingers

Second Sight
Did you give something to Urusov?
Second Sight
And how it happens?
Fregate
a student comes with a vaseline, then Urusov does his business, and then decides whether the student has given up or not
Second Sight
Vaseline should be yours, right?

Alex: How about the roof?
I don’t talk to her anymore. Shit, I like one boy from the stream, I asked her what she thinks of him, so this dude answers: "You know, he’s obviously not stupid, but I think you’ll get along with each other!"!!!!!!! to

<K@mIk@dZe> and you have a jump?
<WildCat> hour of the night
<K@mIk@dZe> goodbye! O_O
<WildCat> what about you?
<K@mIk@dZe> 10
<WildCat> is good! 10 o’clock at night?? to

I picked up my brother’s player, and he noticed:
Brother, you hear what it smells like?
I am (dreamfully) iron, a witch, burned by the rush... the hand of the real ITshnik...
It’s fine, but I’ll be back tomorrow!
I am happy with the SPS!!(Please) LOL, for the third time it runs... )))

W@® R@ven TM
And in my new work on Samara I am referring to the blue nine.

Zweruga *
0 - O

Zweruga *
Where is the blue nine?

W@® R@ven TM
Next to her sits a beautiful girl.

W@® R@ven TM
At work issued

Zweruga *
0 a girl? Released at work? I want this job too!!! to

1: What are you doing?
2: Repair of
2: The Wardrobe
Do you not prepare for the day?
2: Everything is ready
Is it only the closet to break?

A conversation with a friend who works on a meat mixer:

katerina: I was told here, in general, there will be a competition between meat combinations for the best clothes from sausages!
Our factory will also participate!we will do in the form of a fairy tale!good idea!
Sandro: clothes made of sausages? Is it how?
Katrina: I don’t know
Katarina: clothes in the form of a fairy tale, is it also how?
katerina: Just the scene will be in the form of a fairy tale! and in the process will be shown models of clothes!
I will be a servant of the king.
katerina: the king of the frog.the daughter of the type of frog is tired of eating mosquitoes want something new, send the servant it will be a leopard to find something new.the servant meets the cook and the cow. They make 4 kinds of sausages from cows! and here are these 4 sausages and they will show up!

I think that for the grass they smoke on this meat mix.

at the lectures.
Who will draw my schedule?
• Silence
I will give him a star.
• Silence
Five stars is a calculation.
5 stars is a cognac.

I sit here and think... how did I eat yesterday that I had such a nick?! to

by fau

Markiz: How to make a request so that there are no prostitutes in the issue of Yandex?