Yesterday there was a fun conversation at the box office of our supermarket:
I didn’t recognize you without a hat.
Usually without a child.
And that too, yes.

Collective image of Katenka - a hat and a boy

Two different companies have fun. One of the companies celebrated the wedding (the second day of the celebration, there were only young people)There a lady from a neighboring company begins to shoot the eyes in the direction of the company celebrating the wedding. A guy cries on her, they both go out in a cigarette, the lady started hanging on the guy. They agreed to go to the toilet. The man was at a party with his wife. But Madame came up with a super plan, first she went, and the guy in a couple of minutes followed her. They are collected mean they are in the toilet, at this time for the purposes of cleaning a cleaner is submerged in the toilet. The toilet was for one person. The door was closed, the cleaner was waiting. But the door was not opened, thinking that maybe the man got bad, she went down and took the key. When she opened the door, she was so shy of what was going on, that the whole restaurant was screaming "HELP HERE" The guards and these two companies ran to these screams. The unfaithful husband was taken with a rack, the wife was in shock. After seeing it, she immediately headed to the exit to the closet. Near the wardrobe, the husband slipped on his knees and asked for forgiveness, she did not forgive and said that she would file for divorce, she left in tears. The lady who was weak on the forehead was married. Her husband was not in the restaurant at the time. The cleaner then said: I don't understand why I was so upset, and even such a phrase.

P.S. the story was told by the wardrobe worker with whom he worked.

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By the way... When I was studying at Istfak, we had three separate courses on the history of the main Abrahamic religions. The course on the history of Judaism was led by a secular teacher, though a Jew. The course on the history of Islam was led by a secular teacher, though Kyrgyz. The course on the history of Christianity was led by an Orthodox priest. I don’t know exactly, but judging by the size of the golden clock – not the last rank in the capital temple. In a traditionally Muslim country. By the idea, these three courses are the same, but if in Judaism and Islam we have studied the origin of religions, their main postulates and interaction with other confessions throughout history, then in Christianity we have broken the dates of Ecumenical Councils and the names of Orthodox figures. And yes, although the subject was called “History of Christianity,” we studied exclusively Orthodoxy. The Catholics were concerned only in one lesson, where the Father-Teacher explained to us in detail that the Catholics are secret slaves of the Jews, subordinate to their will, and the Jews prepare the coming of the Antichrist and enemies of all living.

» and nahuya you "spermotoxicists" offer activities / entertainment / events? What special kind of religion is it to chew yourself with a stick and scream that it hurts?

By default, I consider any person to be a human being, not a concerned male/mercantil female, no matter how many I encounter. And until a person manifests himself in this sense, I continue to consider him to be normal, who is interested in simply socializing, like any other normal person. I don’t put stereotypes on people based solely on their gender, and I treat them like people—just as I want them to treat me. That is, I am friendly and invite you to spend time together. If a person is called to eat together, he is called to eat, the rest is in his head. If there is anything but food and relaxed communication, then it is worth to go to a psychotherapist and not look for hints and see friends everywhere. It’s in your head, like everything else. It’s you who put yourself up with a stick and suffer from wet fantasies regardless of your age and social status, not us. It’s bad for you, not for us and our "just friends".