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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №112249
 18.04.2015
When she approached the mirror, she realized with horror that she was walking with a sponge under her nose. But, looking into it, she calmed down: the swallow fit a color under the bag."

HH: It hasn’t been so long ago. I will go tell my story.

XHHH: I told you. How to pinch under the eye?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112248
 18.04.2015
"Divorce is sex in which you cannot participate" (not mine). This is for bees, hard and so forth. And yes, I have a daughter and I am a woman (50+).

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №112247
 18.04.2015
Here atheists begin to impose their world views and try to ban everything that has to do with religion.
It is...
Here is another observation, consistent with the theory that believers are prone to hallucinations. And in a very broad spectrum. Then a man in the heavens (why did they think that he was there)?Atheists are trying to ban everything that has to do with religion. Pray your icons and bodies in your churches. You can also take your children there. That is to baptize. They will also get rid of them with any useless nonsense.
We simply do not want your limitations to harm us and those who are dear to us.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №112246
 18.04.2015
I spent a couple of days here in the village without communication and without the internet... People, tell me what to google to catch the connection between bees, schoolchildren and atheists and finally understand what this whole dispute is about.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №112245
 18.04.2015
P.S If we are created in the image and likeness of God, why is God a fucker?

Reply to C. To solemnly put it on us all.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №112244
 18.04.2015
The philosopher says to his son:
You made me very sad. I’ve heard you argue with your friend and say to him, ‘You’re bored.’ How could you? You hurt a man for nothing, showing him disregard!
Dad, what had I to say to him?
- You should have said, "Yes, he would understand that you are involved, but you will oppose!

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