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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №36186
 18.09.2010
You are well preserved.
I have developed badly.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №36185
 18.09.2010
Women after sex:
You are all so happy and happy, of course. You are not fucking!
O_O

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №36184
 18.09.2010
I went through the server with tea. We have 2 admin. I see one of the consoles opened, the other also looks tightly into the monitor. He sings under his nose:
What do you like about Cro-o-O-Olik?
The rabbit wants to fuck-a-al...
WOW: This is a mantra journey.
I’ve been out for tea... It’s... They’re still singing... With the same intonations... I’m scared...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №36183
 18.09.2010
At work I am bored, I look up and down (without sound, so as not to burn), tired, opened the cushion, folded...
Silent steps (how does he do it?) the director comes in, I get pizzas for toys at work time, I scare the cards sharply, and there........ORGASM!!!)))

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №36182
 18.09.2010
Is that what is good in me?
LuciFeRR: I am fucking
LuCiFeRR: in the sense I do not know))

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №36181
 18.09.2010
XXX is
Do you have a 32 key?
YYYY
The nod? Of course not, I don’t like him. Kaspersky is my friend.
XXX is
Do you have a 32 key?
YYYY
I mean, I have Kaspersky. I don’t use nodes, at least thirty-two, at least a hundred-two, not stupid.
XXX is
LOL, you don’t understand, I need a key to 32))
YYYY
Fuck, you are really stupid. I say, Kasper Yuzai! Go short, don’t get angry with me!
XXX is
The fucking key! by 32!!!! The haunted! Pink, fucked in the mouth, the key! Do you have it???? to
YYYY
Would you say that right away, shit? My father must have it in the set. Come in and see...

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №36180
 18.09.2010
About the VKontakte group:
Title: A group of people who, when they rewrite a statement and cannot understand what word is written, try to depict the same shit in their notebook as there :D

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №36179
 18.09.2010
Funny Bag on eBay
if you go to the section with the Gandons, then you can choose "used"

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