Oh, the guy who drinks coffee through the tube!!! You are now a legend! You're really like ONE here)) along with a grandfather at six, a healthy man from Thailand and Cap. Congratulations to you! Congratulations to the guy! and :)

(Conversation in the bed)
He said, “Dear man, what is it about?
She: Yes no, it is okay.
He: No, I can see it all. What happened?
She: Yes...
He said, “Dear girl, what is it?
It is mm...
He: What is wrong?
She: What is wrong! What is wrong? Drop your peanut in the pop, and you’ll know what’s wrong!

With Google:

neonx 13.01.2010 16:33:00
If I have Linux on my phone, can I call myself Linux?

K_AHTOH 13.01.2010 16:34:51
You call yourself a connector. You have a phone.

Today I got up from bed, I approach the compass, I turn it on...
My linux is not running!! I look at the Penguin standing on the table. He turned his back to me! Even though I remember that I did not turn it myself! O_O

by Lucian4eg (c)

Everyone here complains how bad they are... but Edward the Hand-Sniper couldn’t even get rid of sadness!

If an Estonian drinks a brake fluid, he can move back into the past.

Is he still drinking his coffee through the tube or not?

Chuvak, who on January 17 in Moscow on the silver 14th with Chelyabinsk numbers wrote "WITH NEW YEAR, LAND", THANK YOU!!!))) That’s fucking nice!! ?
You can’t get to the top – but I want to say THANK YOU to the guy!!))

There is a new virus on the web - Piggy!!! It comes from trusted contacts! In any case, do not tap and do not open!!! Your password will be changed immediately and you will not see it again!!! Urgently at the top!! to

Article published in one of the newspapers of Irkutsk on 26 January 1926.

The council examined the invention together with representatives of the relevant authorities and allowed the expulsion of alcohol from human stools. From one pud is suggested to expel one quarter of a cane of alcohol. The stools should be peasant, as they eat vegetable food.

With regard to this note, the Soviet poet Demian the Poor wrote:

Now comes the time,
No day is a miracle.
Alcohol is run out of shit.
Quarter of Pudding
The Russian mind invented.
The envy of Europe.
Vodka is flowing.
Right in the mouth from the ass.
They took power.
We are over the new world.
We will be fucking clean.
And put on the air.
And then the man is Russian.
It will heal perfectly.
All types are rebuilt.
in the wine factory.
It will pay us,
It will feed the family.
The spirits will stretch the legs,
I closed my shop.
Pearls are gathered,
A shit tax will be imposed.
According to rumors very soon,
The ass is clogged.

The People! Do not open Piggy.zip! Stay without an asshole!! Immediately to the top!! to

Nebula is fucking! The washing machine spit out the socks through the sliding tube! Now I know exactly where they forever disappeared.