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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №14602
 19.02.2009
Yesterday in the news heard that Lužkov proposed to take away the property from

The oligarchs. Probably argued with his wife.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №14601
 19.02.2009
K to:
" From the forum:
I work in the universe. The only color printer ES-no is with me (well engineer though ;-) )
A teacher (a grandmother-historic) arrives, asking to print on a color printer, large, the name of the newspaper "Russia of our days". It is printed in the colors of the Russian tricolor. When I said that it’t work, I started screaming and quarrelling.
Okay, figured with her, to argue with herself is more expensive. Printed on 3 pages:
"Russia and Russia"
"Our" is blue.
"The day" is red.
The grandmother went to complain to the rector that I was sabotaging my job and brought her a clean sheet. Get rid of this work..."

It is right, fucking! Get rid of! Is it a guy who doesn’t know about the contours?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14600
 19.02.2009
Conversation of 2 friends (p1) and (p2)
p1 in the innet for virginity a quarter of a million backs given
P2 I stepped down.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №14599
 19.02.2009
It is when in the abyss you read only short quotes.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14598
 19.02.2009
Only in Siberia can you find a red black.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14597
 19.02.2009
Where is the dollar going now?
FANTOM: The dollar is going to the ass, but on the road is constantly jumping!

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