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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №15262
 19.03.2009
Comments for the book "How to live 105 years"

1) does not act

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №15261
 19.03.2009
Any form in the army size one is not yours.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №15260
 19.03.2009
The Real Case at IKEA
to the box comes a man (H), with a truck well just overwhelmed with goods,
The girl cashier(k) starts it all through, then the dialogue
Girl, why are you so quiet?
Q. What is the case?
I bought so many goods here.
Thanks for the purchase.
Girl, you don’t understand, I bought so much from you here, and you are here.
You have to do everything for me.
(girl, the end of the working day is already tired) D - you are about what and what actually
Do you want?
H - burn up - yeah you ought to suck me out here
We have a self-service shop.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №15259
 19.03.2009
The newspaper kiosk.
The Great Colonel:
“Izvestia” and the Jewish newspaper.
Kiosk, serving newspapers and rising out of the window:
Are you... of us?
No, I am not yours.
Why are you interested in Jewish media?
I wipe her ass.
Let me ask you, how long have you been doing this?
Six months, what’s the difference?
I would like to give you some advice if you continue to do so for a while.
If you do, your ass will soon become smarter than your head.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15258
 19.03.2009
XXX is
You left my hat.
YYYY
I have already made a foil.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №15257
 19.03.2009
What a bad ad of the Ukrainian operator Life. A crowd of fools rolls a giant coin, the fools resort to red and scrape it in half. Everyone is glad. The idiots! How will you follow her?? to

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №15256
 19.03.2009
Alena (09:44:12 17/03/2009)
Sberbank, mail and clinic are ADA branches on Earth

Alena (09:44:22 17/03/2009)
I was convinced yesterday.

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