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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №16611
 19.05.2009
Yogurt
I understood. I have plague dreams during my graduation. I fought some insects today.

Yogurt
I had a friend drinking vodka at night. He tells me to whisper when I walked into the bathroom at three o’clock at night, took a vantage and went into the room with the words, “Death to you, shit.” It has quasiblaster"

Yogurt
I am afraid to sleep.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №16610
 19.05.2009
and XXX:
I decided to read in the inette whether it is possible to make tea from shrimp branches)))

and XXX:
In ancient Greece, the decoction of the branches and leaves of shrimp fed horses so that the skin was healthy and shiny.

OOOU :
I was born in the year of the horse ?

Are you a shoe? O_O

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №16609
 19.05.2009
From one forum, the topic about Viry:

As it was in the audience with the 386-comps with the dox and win 3.11 virus, which intercepted the signal on the lpt port and after each "," inserted "blah,". Simply and with taste. He was a resident.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16608
 19.05.2009
The girl went to photograph the river.

Wedding (17:31:11 16/05/2009)
Blyyn, it’s so terrible to walk on a broken bridge!

*Style is offline

Yuri (17:33:32 16/05/2009)
Anya...


[ + 58 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16607
 19.05.2009
It was about veterans and old people.
Somebody good, someone bad writes.And we, and the old people are all different.And I can't forget how failed on saving, when the grandmother-the godfather ran to the seat and pushed me, pregnant on order.And as we and my son got into the bus, and a good couple of old men moved my child (which was on his arms) with a pen from grabbing under the eyes.
You can say what you want.But I think they are bad.Bad to everyone, just someone remains people, and someone is not.And I will not give up the place, I will not advocate, I will not drive.I am a shit.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №16606
 19.05.2009
1: How is it?
2: well, I don't know, it moves like... if a stick is whipped - it whispers
1: Are you married?? to

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