On behalf of all employees:

On behalf of
All directors and managers!
Suki, well quickly closed and march to work!!!! to
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So here is! ?! to

If you have nothing to do:
1) Try to turn your lower lip straight (without your hands)
Repeat the procedure with the mouth open.
And again, do point 2 in front of the mirror.
Agree, the concept of "dumb" bleaches compared to what is seen :)

Going to roll the meat.

The Winter:
Over the head...

The Winter:
This early barbaric custom came to us from our dreamy past.

The Winter:
When our predecessors hunted the beast in the woods, they dragged it into the center of the village and rolled it over their heads, shouting at the same time, "Look, what a healthy jumping fuffny I dropped!"and "

The Winter:
It was considered to be especially chic, to open the carcass, to throw into the side of your cellar and, breaking the wall, to get exactly into the boiler standing in the oven... Therefore, the windows in the cellars tried to orient precisely to the center of the village, fearing to be exposed to overloads and already shallow structures.

The Winter:
The epic fail was considered not to get into his own cell, but in a strange one, because, according to the established custom, there is no extradition from the house.

What this is!! to
I am a software engineer and she is a lawyer.
And at the same time she sits behind the compound and breaks the wolf - she has, you see, a raid! I sit down and regret the lack of attention.

Who has seen decent mangals in sale? Where to take them?
YYY: You should have done it yourself last year?
Zzz: And he escaped to kill Sarah Connor

You shouldn’t be ashamed that man came from a monkey, but you shouldn’t show that either.

I spoke to a familiar Cuban.
I study Spanish little by little, the knowledge is not enough - we generally communicate in English.
I remember our Gallina Blanca, which in my university years in the 90s was cheered with appetite by students, and which was translated as “White Chicken.”
What about a Japanese chicken? I ask.
and pollo.
What is “Gallina”?
How do you know this word? She is surprised.
I thought it was chicken in Spanish.
- In fact you are right, "gallina" is also a chicken, but, as you can explain, it is such an old chicken that no longer carries eggs, and it is also not suitable for meat... I know that in those hungry times in Cuba some still made some soup from it.
I understand.
Everything got to its place.

Medvedev issued a decree banning him from being called Vladimir
by Vladimirovich.

Brothers Russians, take Medvedev back from Kiev. The road situation, especially in the center, is extremely critical (((

Lomteek is a fucks. The fucking mosquito. I would have looked at his face if I had bitten him in the ass.

Yesterday was the apogee of a mess in a women’s bag: I understand not to find a pencil, phone, keys, etc., but to lose in it a football!!...

Comment to the smiling girl Vkantakte, from her friend:
"You are great here! Such an air!
Your teeth are very good!"

Russia-Finland today at 22:15
yyy: I barely fell from the chair - I thought it was the account.. >_<

Dmitry Medvedev has an iPad

When will he split up on what level has his pers in wov?

Thats a gift. Does she have a developer? Or a spiral?
There was one... and why?
HH: Here is one thing I crafted. It was necessary to draw a circle with a radius of 75 cm, not somewhere. Well, I took a marker for disks, it’s like it’s wiped off with alcohol. I painted on linoleum in my room. While doing, the marker is apparently dry, and vodka does not take it ((( and the strip is large. I thought to hit, no, Daddy will come, surely will put in. So here. To be sure, I wrote the word fuck next to it. Because he will put it on. In short, take that there is her and run to me!
by O_O
Tagged with: rofl

I’ve been living with a girl for a long time, recently I learned that she’s behaving like a port prostitute. What to do?
Please leave 500 rubles in the morning and scratch from there.

If you become a micro-man, you can go into the vagina and collect micro-colors from the microflora of the vagina.
The guest can collect a whole bouquet in some vagines...and it doesn’t necessarily become a micro-man.

If you have an iPad and glass cutting, you can easily make several iPhones.

Once on one package of flour saw the name, after reading which breakfast stuck in the throat: "Eat a flour".

KEEN: When in the winter you get up early in the morning, the apartment is cold, dark, and the cat in the corner of the bed is sleeping swirling with a bunch so crumbling to go to work. You see how warm and good it is.
xxx : ahah :(
KEEN: but when I woke up yesterday I realized that the weather was pissed at all
xxx is?
The cat was sleeping under the blanket.
XXX: O_O