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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №20532
 19.09.2009
Our boss reminds me of an old modem "juxel". He whispers, whispers, whispers and mates, but it still works.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №20531
 19.09.2009
red eyes are a sure sign of thinning sting in the head.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №20530
 19.09.2009
Yesterday I saw how the real haishnik was operated.
It stops. Type of document verification. I pull a book with docks.
It opens. There on the first page of the rights of the wife (the surname - Kulikova).
The Wife?
and UGU.
The list goes on. There are my rights.
Are the names different?
What different ones? The same! The pigeon is a swamp pigeon and the pigeon is a city pigeon.
by FSE. The Pizzeria. Mint is dependent. It is not worth six. It appears that the recursion has shaken. Standing for 15-20 seconds, apparently overloaded. He opened up, closed the documents, without looking at the passport. It gives.
Ride from here!

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №20529
 19.09.2009
My son goes to school. – Did you teach? No is! What will you throw away then? The less you know, the stronger you sleep.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №20528
 19.09.2009
The old wire, the rotting pipes, the broken hairdressers and the swimming pools, the collapsing in front of the eyes of the hospital and the stadiums... in short, I looked here at the fourth destination. What a mess in your America!

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №20527
 19.09.2009
It’s not funny, but it’s just one string out of stereotypes.
Many of you think that Americans have a dumb sense of humour, or more accurately, to bluff, scratch and scratch, and mostly the main argument is movies about college, but this is where your beliefs end. I was never very sure of this, and I started to learn English from school. To deny, or to confirm, by convicting yourself. As the saying goes, you have to know the enemy in the face, and fuck in the ass. After studying English, entering the universe, in London, but it doesn’t matter, I started watching American comedians, reading their anecdotes, watching parodies. And jokes about blueberry and furry - there are virtually no. But here is the Camedi Club, the good guys, the fucking talent. Our rush, our rush. Few people know that many jokes sounded on comedies, and in many television shows, have long been haunted and filled with laughter by stupid Americans, even a few years before.
Will my message give you anything but the desire to press a minus I don’t know, but for those who know English the American version of the “all about women” resides on YouTube with the approximate letters lee evans – women. Good news and don’t believe in stereotypes.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №20526
 19.09.2009
It’s not the best idea to watch at least one series of the all-discussed Doctor House when you get up early tomorrow morning.

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