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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145277
 02.10.2017
The xxx:
My uncle is an Aitishnik to the bone brain. Everything is done strictly manually.
The air refreshment is over. She screams:
- "Anh, the refresher is over"
- "Take a new one on the shelf above. With a blue head, behind the washing agent".
Well, who fucking knew that the shave foam also has a blue head and is there.
Moreover, he poured everything with this foam and just went, because the instructions were fulfilled.
But now we have a variety with mint freshness.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №145276
 02.10.2017
After watching a bunch of movies while sick, I realized that in all the movies all sorts of thieves and robbers are shown as smart geniuses and fun guys, and the rest are shown as boring shit; it is understandable why nobody in our country wants to work, but want to make a quick profit or fool others.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145275
 02.10.2017
And in the newly designed Mask BFR rocket, the first two letters mean the same thing as in the BFG9000?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №145274
 02.10.2017
Alexandra, good morning I need your help or my mind is broken. It is necessary to come up with and implement the work at the conference of liceists, something with automation but very difficult only a month left.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY We in the community are very lacking an automatic turner of boilers, burn, redisks...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №145273
 02.10.2017
XXXX (Petersburg): In this bustling St. Petersburg it rains all year round. Or even more. It is always rain. In the winter rain. In summer it rains. Always is.
YYYY: You need to go to Kurgan. There will soon be love for St. Petersburg.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №145272
 02.10.2017
Am I trembling or will I give heating?! to
Give it three weeks ago.
Who has the batteries and whose batteries are cold?
You probably don’t have any disadvantages on the street like me.
It was +3 tonight.
Well, in everything you need to find pluses, in your case it is +3.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №145271
 02.10.2017
Each satellite is equipped with a huge adhesive to cling to the dome that covers the Earth.

On the third day, it came to mind that there were douches of the last stage.
I presented.
This is really an affair, thank you :)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №145270
 02.10.2017
I don’t have a job worth it.
I’m building a Viagra for you now – it’s called puzzles.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №145269
 02.10.2017
Soon is winter. I will set up your mining farm at home.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145268
 02.10.2017
For centuries, a considerable part of the men in large crowds and with sharp jars went to the neighbors on the topic of "see what they have interesting there".

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