Your Samsung for 1500 r.
WOW: GAVNECO - it is glamorous AppleFon 5, and Samsung for 1500 p. - it is a murderous (if it is thrown) immortal stool

Comment to the news: "In the region established subsistence minimum pensioner"
Andrei Bayon: This would be a reality show. Ten deputies and officials are placed on the subsistence minimum. in the moon.

The morning was fun!
Listening to the horoscope promised a good day. I think, well, here I will be and really everything will go wrong, but in any case I decided to "check" - guess on the book of stories)) On the question "will this day be a good day?" hit my finger in "My joy, how do I know?!" ;))

On the ozone I am looking for a book for my daughter: "Do and play. This is fun" The search gives the second number: "Under the beer and the shale. Rest now brother! Special selection of songs for a good rest.and"

When I was a child, I often played a game in the kitchen, when I helped my mom with lunch ''who would clean the potato faster'.which made me happy that I was always winning.

I will also test the myth that you can’t get drunk.
Yyy: Ok) there and Lisha wants to test and gene.
That is, if I drink I can’t worry that you will rape me, you will overweight)))
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Are you smiling? ?
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XX: it turns out memory man is not the brain, the brain processes the current, like a processor
Where is the memory?
XX: in the DNA, in the nuclei of the cells of the whole organism, and therefore the fox knows what it is

The husband who was leaving for a business trip could not even imagine how he made a cruel mistake when, at the train station, saying goodbye to his wife, not "To meet", but "Let's go!"

XXX is
I don’t know where to get a mirror.
XXX is
Although many do not stop...

B0JIK
I invented a new app for contact.)
It will be in 30-40 years.)

B0JIK (11:14:13 1/10/2012)
There will be an opportunity for grandmothers to leave a comment to any user. This comment will appear on the wall. typically "80 people think you’re a drug addict" ))))))))

B0JIK (11:15:11 1/10/2012)
And most importantly, this same comment will appear on the grandmother's friend's wall. Irina Petrovna considers this to be a drug addict. Do you agree?" )

B0JIK (11:15:51 1/10/2012)
In the end, all the contact will consist of drug addicts and prostitutes.)

Lav: I thought, I’ll make money — I’ll buy a tablet, I’ll play evil birds.
Lav: Six months did not eat, did not sleep, of course, the birds played on the PC.
I finally bought a plan.
LAW: Do you fuck me now?

She realized that her breasts really grew when she dropped an apple in her decoult.

Discuss the video where Bieber plays on stage during a concert.
The best comment:

Missantropic
Even Bieber is sick of Bieber :D

I have a new boyfriend)
XX: I started to remember what happened yesterday.
XX: He proposed to meet.
XXX: I asked him to write a receipt about what he remembers saying)))
XX: I wake up in the morning, the receipt lies
WOW: It is all serious!