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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №148717
 02.02.2018
The Winter! Students of Ohio,
A tram awaits at the stop.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №148716
 02.02.2018
XXX: Where are you working?

YYY: in the state institution.

Tell me something about the state.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

XXX is class!! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №148715
 02.02.2018
Article about Amazon.

Amazon presented the new project as “the first store without queues.” “No queues, no cash, seriously, no,” the advertisement posters on the facade of the store.
...
On the opening day, there was a row around the supermarket. There were so many people who wanted to see the first automated store that the line rounded the building.

[ + 21 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №148714
 02.02.2018
The Neivans

Do not write poetry, and do not write.
Better to hide the fist.
Better even, if not your own.
to the moose on the goat,

So that the fox and the heel will swallow in the blood,
Not to want again.
Removing the suffering of the soul.
I didn’t write, and I didn’t. Do not write.


[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №148713
 02.02.2018
My wife lived in different cities. Before her final move to me and the wedding, I had to come to each other several times a year. Mostly rented apartments from people who rent out on a daily basis. Take for a week and get a discount.

This time, they found an apartment, gave money, asked about the internet, and he said no. Well, there is a mobile internet, we survive.

We met, came to the apartment, did not see for a long time, all the affairs...

Then she went into the shower, and I decided naked and with her belt at the bathroom door to wait, in order to arrange the cheerful jokes. The Young Case...

Well, I stand, I mean, naked and with a belt, fully prepared for various acts of a sexual nature. Suddenly, from the entrance door, the sound of a turning key is heard, the door opens, some man enters, looks at me. Put the router on the floor. He leaves, closes the door.

For a week no one came or called, when they left, they called themselves, told them to put the key on the shelf and lock the door. Usually they come to check whether we sprinkled the microwave and the tea.

The man, apparently, did not know that someone had already come, but he knew that those who would come seem to need the internet. You have to knock anyway.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №148712
 02.02.2018
The driver told me what happened to them during the day-to-day change of driving:

On Saturday evening, after a day of work, I drove for a walk with friends. Go to the billiard. The ball fell, and I leaned up. Further, my friends told me: I bended, rested on the roof and fell asleep on the seats.

Pepead gathered to take a bath... and fell asleep for two cups. I woke up in wrinkles, like my grandfather, the water was cold, frozen.

B night club fell asleep in a public toilet. Friends barely found the ego, so my mother called home. Pocle her words "and you ego everywhere looking for" paid attention to the huge row in the male toilet. I had to call the guard - they removed the doors c petal.

I decided to read the messages of the pepeed them, how to get out of the car... and fell asleep for 3 chaca.

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