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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №29479
 02.05.2010
In the framework of the “Support for the Automotive Industry” programme, the government authorized
Trafficking in cocaine.

[ + 71 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29478
 02.05.2010
xxx: Our children will speak "pfff" but my parents can’t remember how my brain-controlled computer bugs are turned on"
YYY: Tetris then get instead of the computer

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №29477
 02.05.2010
The deadline for attempted coup is:
6 years in prison for failure.
Five years of presidential term.

If you still sit, why stop?
I left for the armor.

[ + 104 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29476
 02.05.2010
Greetings from the Russians. I don’t see any reason to blame us for stealing gas from Russia. Our people, like yours, suck and not gas. And who in our countries is betraying, we all know very well. Only you call them pirates, and we have pirates.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №29475
 02.05.2010
Prehistory: I read a lot of stories about the Imperial March. She jumped to herself. He threw the fleece into the root and forgot.

Actually funny: decided to show on DVD player photos of her cat. It automatically releases audio files.
Watching a black self-confident cat (unfortunately without a helmet) under the sounds of the imperial march is great!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №29474
 02.05.2010
The article is titled "The list of the most beautiful people in the world led by Julia Roberts"... one comment killed: "Why there is no Putin in the rating? It is now everywhere."

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29473
 02.05.2010
[12:38:49 PM] xxx: now the men had to use the toilet)
[12:39:01 PM] xxx: and there, it turns out, a shell at the level " below the belt"
[12:39:03 PM] xxx: the question)
[12:39:08 PM] xxx: why so low?)
[12:39:51 PM] yyy: dear.... eye
[12:39:56 PM] yyy: this is a pissuar

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №29472
 02.05.2010
The status of a girlfriend after a breakdown of the car: "This is all boiling about "blue cockroaches". And I thought here that my car does not need this, because my car is one big blue hose (VAZ 21053 blue...)

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