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[ + 61 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63677
 02.05.2012
A young man in Toyota! Thank you for your skin, for such a touch.
The grandfather, aged eighty-five, for an unknown reason crossed the highway in the north of Moscow, and the guy turned on the emergency car, ran to him at the double consecutive, took his hand and, stopping the opposing cars, moved him to the other side. I am glad to know that there are such people in our time. You are an example for everyone!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №63676
 02.05.2012
When I went to Delhi, I found out...
The Indian Programming Style
Indian driving style

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №63675
 02.05.2012
You can make a computer.
Could I be shocked?
He fell from the 8th floor when the dust was blowing out.
EFT 0_O

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №63674
 02.05.2012
If Arabs write from right to left, they also have smiley in the opposite direction.
Yyy: I don’t know if the Arabs smile.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №63673
 02.05.2012
C "newspapers" website

During mass demonstrations across the country, Lenin turned into a grave

As the Mausoleum workers noted, Lenin’s “mutation” has changed its position today. Lenin temporarily found himself lying on his stomach, and then returned to his original position. “It is probably worth attributing to the so-called phenomenon of “turning into a grave,” concludes historian Igor Fadeev, a specialist in domestic history at the beginning of the century.
Many external observers have already linked Vladimir Ilyich’s reversal to modern May demonstrations. They are probably so far from Lenin’s ideals that his astral body was able to influence the remains of the physical body.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №63672
 02.05.2012
A friend writes under the impression of Barbie-Lucyanova:

Kamment can be read with popcorn)) and let's also in Hinduism what thread we hit. You will play with the muscles, and I will show the hair for 7 seconds))) We will promote veganism, raw food and onanism. There are no females. And the crowds of bodies will try to convince us of our physical rejection of women. And a lot of dwarfs that will lead us stupidly. We will purify the world from the Downs, and we will drill the people, which will bring us moral satisfaction from the created.

What would you say?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №63671
 02.05.2012
I work for a company that develops medical instruments and implants. The tool is made of material intended for implantation. Talk to the engineer: "It’s good that it’s made of such material. If during the operation something from it breaks off and remains inside the person, then at least it will fit in composition and will not rust.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №63670
 02.05.2012
I was in Dacia. I hear a neighbor cutting grass with a grass-cutting machine.
There is a dialogue between him (c) and his wife (g).
You are Miyagi!
C is AAA!
“Misha, your mother, there are flowers growing!”! to
c: Continues to do his ruthless deed and replies relentlessly to her: "They have already flourished!"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63669
 02.05.2012
Sometimes it seems to me that all the great deeds were done by people who did not want to write a diploma.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №63668
 02.05.2012
I sit, I read lectures on physics, 2nd course: "Let’s Imagine a Six-dimensional Space..." Deals, Yapt!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №63667
 02.05.2012
K1ll is:
Microsoft, shit, I hate you!
The driver could not be installed because: You need to reinstall the drivers of this device. (Code 18) Press "Reset" to reinstall the drivers of this device.
Fucking lovers of recursions.

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