The brother exchanged for something a set of pornographic (at the time, now it would not be called erotic) pictures, the father stuck it, picked it out and hid it in the load pocket of the cooker. Brother was terribly worried, he did not have time to consider, nor to boast to friends, nothing. I decided to steal. In the night, at two o’clock, slowly, on four, he flooded into his parent’s bedroom, to the chair where the kitten hanged. I broke one pocket - no, the second - no, all the others - no ((( I turned to broke the pants - and saw the parents - sitting in a row in the bed, pictures are scattered on the blanket, sitting and quietly looking at him, in the eyes of fear and the expression of the captured thief.

He also quietly turned and rolled back, all the same on the four. The parents came to work early in the morning and did not speak a word in the evening.



The pictures brother stole later, a few months later.

Silesta: By the way, about washing the ceiling.Once a father brought a 4-liter bowl of condensed water with a patch. And we decided to cook it in the cage...

If I had agreed to live outside the city, it would only be behind a high fence fitted with a mine field, and the echo of distant explosions would tell me that someone wanted to visit my possessions.

Cannibals are not ashamed to eat raw pioneers. Pioneers are always ready!

xxx: From the Hedhunter came a letter with the theme: "Vladislav, what if your childhood dreams become a reality?"
xxx: Not long thinking pressed "Respond" and wrote: "The world will be captured by machines and people will not be before searching for work..."
XXX: I'm sitting and waiting for you

Walked with his wife and daughter for 6 years, to move to the other part of the street went down to the underground crossing. In it, a man was playing on a dude collecting money, the daughter approached and looked into the bank.
Polina, what are you doing?
I thought my uncle had a snake there, and there was some money.

xxx: I was somehow watching the show, so there the wife of her husbands killed for years, adding arsenic to the juices
Rabbit, you are not that?
Not that you... I add to the soup.

I am a choreographer.
I say to my little ones: "Batman".
One feeds: "Not Batman, but Batman"

The wiser a man is, the more stupid his mistakes seem to him.

One of the most ingenious bets in history occurred in England, in the 18th century. In the city of Brighton, a wealthy butcher named Bullock offered a bet to a young aristocrat, Count Barrymore. What’s interesting is that Bullock, being a man who was well-trained, but rather ingenious, proposed to the Count, who was passionate about athletics, to compete in running. The butcher boldly stated that he intended to overtake the young Barrymore on a 100 meters course, but on the condition that he chooses a place for the race and leaves behind a 35-meter forum. The winning amount is equal to the value of the entire business of the butcher. The Count accepted the challenge. A few minutes before the race, the butcher revealed his plan. It turns out that he chose the narrowest street of Black Lion Lane for the race, and when the Count easily caught up with the enemy, he simply couldn’t stand up to overtake. The Count accepted the defeat and paid the entire amount of the contract.

As a child, I was frightened that if I lost my passport, I would be credited, married and sold as a slave.
It happened to me, but I didn’t lose my passport.

Bring me an ally flower.
It is good that the overseas monster does not ask
Why does he have one more?
It has broken out.)

borg: directly from the station "Leningradskaya" electric buses go to Podolsk
Dasha: Well good ?
Dasha: Take a beer and an hour and a half on the way ;)
faster than the car.
Beer makes electricity out of competition

Marriage is a confirmation of love or at least attachment, warm feelings.

It is worth clarifying that this installation has only advanced in mass over the last 100-200 years. Previously, love for the spouse before the wedding was only a pleasant bonus, not obligatory at all. In some cultures, young men were not allowed to see each other before they got married, and in others, the wedding was cancelled if they learned that the future spouses liked each other.

So let’s be honest: Between love and marriage is the same connection as between bed and bed. It is nice, of course, to fall asleep in your own bed, but you can sleep on the couch, and on the chair, and on the floor if you are very pressed.

Talk about sex after 30

I am 32 and I have, for example, knees already crushing, but only once or twice, then nothing. I always go to the bathroom before work. My husband probably thinks I’m taking a shower, and I’m sitting there under the noise of water to melt.

The news:
Russian Post plans to create its own airline
The commentary:
Immediately endless queues appear when registering for a flight, and the shattered aircraft will fly away or get lost along the way. The flight time is 40 days, regardless of the distance.

Our cat complains daily of the surrounding reality that she is not loved, not appreciated and not respected as an adult person.

If short, then they don’t let her eat in the quantities she would like :)

The friend again has a bathroom exacerbation with complications in the area of the beaches and metastases in spirituality.