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[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №23877
 20.12.2009
I bought a shit. The phrase, written in the instructions for the operation of this kitchen appliance, plunged me into deep reflection: "Without water, do not put on fire!"

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №23876
 20.12.2009
by GrandVBA:
Have you watched the silence of the sheep?
by T0R4
and yes)
by GrandVBA:
All my life I don’t know what that word means.
by T0R4
What word?
by GrandVBA:
The Lambs
by T0R4
type of sheep, sheep
by GrandVBA:
Wait... so sheep... it’s not a gloss?????????? I have thought all my life that this is the verb, that the kind of silence someone lamb, you changed my worldview, I answer =D
by T0R4
Clarice Starring, the sheep were chased at night, I hope you didn’t think Hannibal was a verb too? XD You might have gotten the wrong impression of the movie.


[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23875
 20.12.2009
I called a friend to repair the computer, set up, prepared, and he really cleaned the computer all night.
I think I am a loser :(

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №23874
 20.12.2009
"For the first time U.S. military in Iraq encountered video interception in 2008, "
This vulnerability of drones was first known in the 1990s during a military operation in Bosnia. The Pentagon has been warned about this, but has decided not to do anything because it believes that local resistance will never learn how to use this vulnerability.

God, they are really idiots!! to

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №23873
 20.12.2009
From Questions:
Is it possible to sell an apartment through an agency on the condition that a small Tajik family lives in it?
The neighbors complained of noise. I want to show her what real noise, drunkenness and fighting at night is.

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