“Sema, I want to tell you that it has become very difficult to climb the career ladder now.
“Abram, I’ll tell you more, it’s even hard to get to her.

Here’s how to make such a great calambur:

Because of the lack of a maid, we live with a courtyard.

In the original was: "for the lack of a maid we have a courtyard".

I haven’t watched news on TV for three weeks. It turned on, and Trump is no longer ours. Oh well ok. So even easier. We will now know who is to blame if the entrance is not cleaned up.
Obama will hand over to Trump the keys from the home phones of Russian entrances.

xxx: Interested in the story "Lucifer" on Lost. Satan is on the ground to rest, falls in love with a girl policeman and helps her solve criminal cases... well, I don’t know, compared to the hunters of demons from the Supernaturals (let’s take a section of the first five seasons, which are considered a classic of the genre, and then part of the audience begins to care).
YYY: It depends on how you present. The plot of any movie looks like a shit, for example: a man flies into space, looks at his daughter from a bookcase and shakes the arrow in a black hole.

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If your acquaintance went to your mother for 5 minutes a day, I believe you never saw her. And that I lived a week and never saw a cat - no. As the saying goes, go, know the measure. That the voice of the cat never gave, neither whispered, nor murmured, with a stretch, I can believe: there are silent individuals. But in seven days, a mother with her daughter never took a cat on her arms to scratch, scratch and scratch the ear - it is already completely beyond the possibility.

If you sit and walk all day, staring your eyes at the phone, you can not only notice the cat, but also the mother.

I always thought I was a complete profan in everything about comps. But even I was uncomfortable when my boyfriend, who took to clean my system from dust (seemingly, it was necessary to at least somehow self-affirm, to show that he is a man), telling me something with a smart look, called the cooler a hard drive. For a long time I proved that he was wrong and that I know what this iron looks like, because I bought the whole filling of this system.