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[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149183
 20.02.2018
by this:

The difference of generations. Mother M and I.
I: Did you see it? There one man launched into space a car with a mannequin of an astronaut and is conducting a live broadcast on the Internet.
M: I was completely confused with my internet. How will he send you a car into space, he has his own rocket?
I: You won’t believe...

It is not a matter of generation, but of man. For example, my mother, 60+ years old, is interested in Musk in particular and science in general, and learned about the launch of the rocket almost before me. So is.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №149182
 20.02.2018
I read you, I read you, and suddenly I came to think that you are some fucking. What was I interested in before? Have I started recovering?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №149181
 20.02.2018
Today I bought pills for the cat so that the cat did not ask:
(P) The seller - you are cheaper or more expensive?
I am the one who works.
She gets the pills.
Am I the ones that are cheaper or the ones that are more expensive?
P is who works.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №149180
 20.02.2018
Dialogue of parents:
Have you forgotten what day is today? 20 years now we are together!
You are like a deadline, god!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №149179
 20.02.2018
The problem is not that people are not ready to perceive the expansion of the comfort zone, but that the "repair of the entrance for their" - the equivalent of the message "I am richer than you all", and nobody likes to boast about money. Therefore, my improvement for pennies and my own hands is generally supported by others and survived, and Timin's repair will be predictably stifled.

Oh, that is, it is better to live in the shit, but we all live in the shit, than in the pure, but made by the sworn bourgeois entrance, you go, spread your butt, and we are in the elevator for you to be unimportant? Thank you for explaining, seriously.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №149178
 20.02.2018
Sometimes you look like a fox. Small and white.
The dog. clearly understandable.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №149177
 20.02.2018
xxx: A tribe of 6 years old was vaccinated with measles / parotitis / rubella.
He came home and cried:
“Dad, and I was vaccinated today against CORPORATIVE and rubella! XD is
zzz: – Mde... I think I even know people who need this vaccine very much. In front of the company)

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149176
 20.02.2018
What kind of school, baby? Leningrad graduates are not there.
And what you did at 16, my chocolate, is great. You FZ "on education in the Russian Federation open", rabbit, and count.

Guy, I don’t know what Leningrad is in the shower, but you can’t be so nervous. Why did my age excite you so much? Yes, I enrolled in 1 course at 16, at the same school ended at 16, it was possible. Seriously, why is this boiling shit from simple facts?

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