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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №16024
 20.04.2009
http://proza.ru/2009/04/18/297

When I was a little girl, she once went hunting with me.
Early in the morning, it was still dark, we went with her to the river.
and Papule! So dark! I am scared!
“And to you,” I thought, and I said loudly, “Nothing, daughter, soon.”
The dawn. Step faster, or the ducks will all fly away.”
She was sleepy and her legs were cluttered.
“And to you!” I thought and put my daughter on my neck.
A loose backpack. Weight is taken.
I set her down on the shore and began to get a gun out of the cage.
“Dad, it’s cold for me!” the daughter cried.
“What about you!” I thought, took off my jacket and started wrapping my daughter.
and closer. I felt the cold now.
“Daddy, I want to eat,” the man immediately said.
“What about you!” I thought and began to take out the sandwiches from the backpack.
and thermos.
At this time, I hear a characteristic whisper above my head. The duck has passed.
“What about you!” I thought and looked at them with an anguish.
The girl started chewing the sandwich, but dropped it.
“And to you!” I thought, picked up the sandwich, ripped off the grass and gave it.
by Ella.
“He’s dirty!” she said reasonably.
“And to you!” I thought, but with patience, I pulled it out of the package.
A piece of sausage.
“I don’t want a sausage,” the man insulted.
“What about you?” I thought and gave her an apple.
She began to sneeze and sneeze.
At this time, I see – they are flying... I’ve prepared, I’ve thrown up the rifle. And here she shakes.
I said, “Dad, I want to write.”
And to you! I shoot anyway. The grandmother! By the way! Here is Unknown!
I hear a quiet whisper. I see the little girl standing, scared.
Close the ears. The clothes are wet. It was her reaction when
The Babak. But changing her is nothing. There are no spare socks.
“And to you!” I cried out in my hearts. Pulled a gun, drove in.
He picked up his backpack and, thinking, drowned with his daughter home.
When they returned, she dressed in dry socks and hugged me tightly:
“Dad, I love you so much!” I felt like I would take her.
myself again.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №16023
 20.04.2009
Why do we have so long internet bills?
This is because someone has a headache too often.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №16022
 20.04.2009
Yesterday he gave me a wonderful evening...He wasn’t home all night.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №16021
 20.04.2009
< Oleg > My friends... yeah.. some Oleg_frends ;)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №16020
 20.04.2009
Alice: That is something else. One day I was stuck in an office elevator between the first and third floors. As I bled, I thought how lucky I was to be alone. On the third floor, of course. Gender came in. So we walked in silence: I stood in the corner and pretended that it wasn’t me who stumbled, but he stood in the other corner and pretended that I wasn’t going into the dirt.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №16019
 20.04.2009
Vegetarian talk about soy sauce:
Do you enjoy eating something that reminds you of meat?? to
Do you eat carrots or carrots? How can you eat something like a cock?

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