Imagine you are 40. You have a family, two children, a dog, a foil factory, a bunch of loans... And here comes a letter from Hogwarts...

I don’t know whether to rejoice or be upset after that night when I started sexually harassing my drunken wife, kicking her for intimate places, and she said through the dream, “Mashenka, not today, well let go to sleep!”

XXX is
I’m scared of Diablo... I probably won’t even start it.
XXX is
And I'm afraid that when I get rid of her, the beard will tick the heels))))
HHH
I am afraid of the cows...

My daughter, three years old, with such a pleasant childish accent yesterday stated - "Yes, how dare you, daddy, blaspheme me, I'm right in my statements!" I took a cigarette, left the house, and said quietly - "blaspheme! What is it?"

by JJ

The post about how the author was given a cyclist, and he was in a disassembled form and he was tormented by collecting it.

XHH: You have not yet seen a garden house, which should be made of six cubes of unstranged boards. There was no manual attached to him. Only a tail.

Former classmates are in contact:
"Ophigete, almost a year has passed. A little more, and we are no longer first-class..."
The first comment:
"... and the recruiters"

The Discovery Channel (USA)
“Chernobyl is a terrible and dangerous place. After all, from here only sixty miles to the border with Russia.”

He said, “I am forever confused.Yes, old age is no joy.
1 – Not modest
She: 2. cries but acknowledges it
Do you keep all these lists?? to
She: I was just joking [...]
No sense of humor

Figo from this house. I had to paint the door, I gathered in the morning, my mother said she didn’t need it, she wanted it herself. Going out on the turnik, she’s going to paint, "Oh, you’re in gloves, bring the bank". and donate. "Come to" I opened. "Take it out" and confused. Do you know who painted it?

Photography Competition "O
There is a house!", won the photo
General of the Ministry of Internal Affairs on the background of the three-storey
Cottage on the ruble.